babies babies babies. why cant they come out just knowing everything. like how to go to sleep for the night and stay that way. oh yah thats right, that would be too easy on impatient assholes like myself. i went job hunting today. my mad pimpin skills are gone. i wore my power shirt that has gotten me every single job ive ever had (its very old but ( Read more... )

im listening to a baby cry. i have been listening to her cry for over an hour now. i hate children. i will pay someone to take mine. i think my brain is about to explode. i've had her all day thank you paul for doing nothing. im going to cut him. right in the nutsack so this night will never happen again in the future. grrrr. someone should abduct ( Read more... )

im so bored. nothing to do nothing to do

i am at a loss for words. i have so much to say and i dont know how to say them all. first of all, i had a really great time with alexa and chad. i always have so much fum when i hang out with them. everything was going peachy keen, until we went to the party. i was very glad to see most everyone there. im so glad i got to see bobbi and brittany, ( Read more... )

last night was so fucking sweet i went to go see dawn of the dead with randal and star. mikey showed up but that was it from cast the rest were weird teeny bopper college kids. i think my x was there and it kind of ruined it for me for a bit but the movie is so fucking awesome! the zombies were pretty creepy, ive never really thought the whole ( Read more... )

how should i tell paul that i bid on a new cd player for my car? damn that ebay! my car works again. it has no window but it works. took 3 dollars to vaccum all the glass out. how retarded is that. then i tried to scrape glass out of the window but it all ended up back into the car and i ran out of money. yay my car

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i made alfredo, the noodles arent quite done. gross. my mom is having back surgery tomorrow and yah. its a "simple" procedure but im pretty worried, probably cause i always worry too much but um, yah. im going up to the hospital in the morning and staying over night with her, hopefully things will go really well and her back will be better. i dont ( Read more... )

paul says he got a cold from going outside with me to smoke. what a whore. thats okay cause apparently im a whore to. he wont stop coughing and being a dickface. i was so disappointed yesterday, we went to walmart to look for those light up shoes....they dont have them at the one by my house. i was so pissed off i started to say something to paul ( Read more... )