Comments | misskakies: "Stop fuckin looking at me!"

misskakies

"Stop fuckin looking at me!"

Nov 29, 2006 16:32

The shop I work at is "low-pressure," meaning that all I have to do is say one line to a customer who walks in and then leave them alone. To me, that doesn't sound like much, but I guess some people think that this one line is WAAAAY TOO PUSHY ( Read more... )

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buttdarts November 29 2006, 20:30:33 UTC

i watched a woman storm out of her house on her husband/whatever right down the road from me a couple nights ago. "YOU'LL BE SORRY JOHN, YOU REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME" then the guy actually said "WHAT'S UP, BRO?" since i was just standing across the street watching it all go down.

misskakies November 30 2006, 02:05:14 UTC

I am wicked totally jealous.

I love witnessing stuff like that. This one time, I was leaving the library and this couple was having a really ugly breakup outside. It went as follows:

BOY: And...and.. [fighting tears] I was never good enough for you..
GIRL: Jeremy, nooo... [begins to sob]
BOY: ..and you never wanted me..
GIRL: OH GOD PLEASE [sob]
BOY: and my friends were always better..
GIRL: [extends her arms to him] NOO...
BOY: NO, STEPHANIE. NOT THIS TIME. NEVER AGAIN, STEPHANIE.

it was high-larious.

owyoudoin November 30 2006, 07:05:57 UTC

i witnessed a girl chasing down her boyfriend in her car angrily though a park
then getting out of the car and chasing him down on foot finally catching
up to him and throwing herself around his legs and crying that she wanted
him back no matter who he fucked..as if she decided that right after she tried
to chase him down with the car...?

wanttobegutter November 30 2006, 21:44:19 UTC

Nothing beats the old run-after-them-in-desperation move. Makes me laugh every day.

keef_haggerd November 30 2006, 23:30:07 UTC

know what else makes kate happy, making fun of blacks.

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anonymous December 20 2006, 04:06:03 UTC