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Dec 26, 2010 13:49

How about some good as I can manage Tron (1982) screen caps?

Yes?


BEHOLD: The sexiest programs in the Grid, Badass 1 (Tron) and Badass 2 (Ram):


Flynn gets thrown into a cel right next door, and Ram begins flirting right away, lounging and making jokes:


I however, get distracted by the really lovely scenery. And by scenery I mean Bruce B.'s 1982 booty:


Tron fights for the users, okay? The sexy users. He doesn't have time for other programs:


Ram is like, "IDK, this Flynn program is different." Tron smolders indifferently:


I'm not the biggest fan of Ram as a character, but I don't think there's anyone that wouldn't be charmed by him being so nerdy about annuities. He just really loves being an actuarial program, okay?


Upon meeting Flynn again, Ram gets a serious case of the heart eyes:


"Heyyyyy," Flynn wonders, "Who's that sexy program I never got a good look at? My god it's Alan!"


Tron doesn't take kindly to throwing his User's name around.


The best part about this scene is Bruce's acting decision to have his chest heaving. It's like just TALKING about Users makes Tron breathless.


Tron may not realize that his User looks like this (LOLS, the 80s. I LOVE IT):


Anyway, so they fight together and Flynn gets excited in a very non-program way, and Ram and Tron are intrigued (well, Ram is) and suspicious (Tron definitely is):


Flynn says some things that sound suspiciously like User talk:


So they journey through the infantile CGI landscape, and Tron sees a way of talking to his user, and while Ram and Flynn discuss things normally, Tron gets lost in thinking, "Userrrrrrrrrrrr" over and over again:


Listen guys, Tron hearts Users okay, not small talk:


I also love the implication that while Flynn is a better programmer overall, Alan's Tron program is better than anything Flynn ever wrote. "You can't kill the MCP without MY User, Alan1, okay, Flynn?":


BTW, can I just say? DAYUM Bruce was fit during the making of this:


Most hilarious pun of the entire movie is when they get drunk on power... literally:


Tronnnnnnn, it's really weird to find him sexy, but I do:


Tron's all WHEE, while Ram and Flynn get all intimate and disc sharey:






Then Tron kills the party by suddenly feeling... his USER:


He's a one track program. User or BUST, okay?


Bruce always gives a really nice gravitas to romantic scenes. You can put him in any ridic costume acting with a person in an even more ridic costume and he will be give you a many layered look of love, fear and vulnerability:


Speaking of romance, when Ram sadly kicks it, the scene is one of the most romantically shot in the entire film:








Meanwhile, Tron finally gets to talk to his User and the glee and awe is mostly conveyed in his voice, because the light effect hides his GIANT SMILE:


Later Tron and Yori hitch a ride, Tron strolls down the ship like, "Hey what's that? More ass to kick? Can do!"




But it's Flynn, who accidentally turned himself red. Then Tron and Flynn get their slashy vibes on, complete with some sort of energy transfer that turns Flynn from red back to blue:








Then Tron finds out about Ram and I get lost again in thinking how PRETTY Bruce used to be:








Tron then discovers Flynn is a User, and that Users aren't quite what he thought they'd be:


Then Flynn flirts with Yori, and Tron gets all "Woah, now, you may be a user, but I will kick your ass.":


But then Flynn saves their lives with amazing User power and Tron can rest assured Users are still awesome:


The moral of the movie is for me, Robot Porn is canon. Flynn teaches Yori about kissing, and Yori immediately shows Tron. I hope they continued this education later:




Anyway, now you know my embarrassing secret, which is that I have the BIGGEST crush on Bruce B. Who is like some country quarterback that wandered in a sci-fi movie. But I can't NOT love this movie because it features him in EYELINER, okay?:

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