(no subject)
WARNING: this is a run-on sentence that goes on and on and on from past tense to present and back again with spelling mistakes galore; and that's okay cuz' it's for ME.
every day princess stencils with gel pens their hands smelling like playdoh (hopefully) dreaming about macaroni and cheese while throwing watercolor(s) on top of crayon(s)...yeah little man would you like to try a banana milkshake? chocolate milkshake? rootbeer float? Dreamsicle? a handful of Cheetos to celebrate my Tuesday birthday? Do you hear it? That's Love Potion #9 in the air yep hey dude really just a second let me find my Little Bear Voice ahh yes the secret numbers are 10-20-30 for half-full HALF-FULL sticky bottles ugh bleech jeez bluug-c-c-h-t-k-pp snif snif the stinks that stink and follow us daily through several bloody noses and one luchtime puke episode haHA yes its true! can you? do you? recognize the names MoltingOwl, Mill-bug, lunch Tre, Dill-bot, Isha-bet, Jasper Jones, hey Jude, Joshy-boy, Lil-bug, Maleelee, Ma-hey-hey, Marlin' my Darlin', Little T like a purse, sure Bob, yes Brother, you got it Sister, Max-worth-a-million, and last but not the quiet Tave -- i see you smiling -- yep there's the question of the day with SEVEN DEAD FLIES explaining Back to the Future and plutonium on a Monday morning in which happily ever after we're all like HELLO, McFLY! in the back room while the umbrella plants wilt in his kick-ASS terrarium and speaking of i saw him take home the cactus that i re-potted OH! wait 'scuse me HE re-potted oops yep I-Spied-With-My-Little-Green-Eye a SneakyPete getting on the bus carrying, deserving so much more, and i was like Hello Pete! AAHH SOME ORANGE BERRIES! oh mother-truckers how i love you me too i love you me too cuddle Ole Blue sock(s) in the hallway, mitten(s) on the playground, sand in my tooth for hours pulling hot pink sleds as i re-direct and make 'play' money and oil coated laminated butterflies for real computers aren't so bad we've got Freddy Fish and Pajama Sam and Putt Putt Saves the Zoo please don't look at me like pleh poo poo boo boo an' all that let them WATCH i would i DO hear me out man they're problem solving TOGETHER listening to They Might Be Giants - Here Come the ABC's get it you'll love it like Friday morning bagels movies popcorn painting and capes you heard me right capes made out of blankets secured with clothes-pins awwww, let's send a get well letter using 5,000 dried out markers which is sad and speaking of sad reminds me that i loved Soymilk like i should have you mean and jealous mama you killed a little part of me but i kept my cool as cool as i could. i did! i did! okay enough of that let's flood the sandbox with our boots on the wrong feet while i triple speed strum the three stringed ukelele and sing Yin and Yang and the Flowerpot Man oh! i feel a poem coming on DARN FLY! just look at BunBun workin' on the workbench with yipstick in her cubby GERP! sunscreen goop line up Grasshoppers -- hey you sleeping little dreamer? i'm gonna tickle your feet to find out and then we're gonna get all hopped up on cereal mix and walk to the beach with high hopes that the raft will float and you'll find 19 stag beetles in the woodchips as i smoke my smokes out back thinking about the little red chair lost and the black button? yeah its as hot as the sun it blasts you to into outer space and s-s-s-hhhh! my boyfriend is spiderman and don't you go telling the government haha OH! how i LIE i'm hungry i'm thirsty i'm hungry no i'm BOTH i'm VAMPONIO and Vamponio LIVES and Vamponio RISES and Vamponio uses a FORK and chases you into the moonshine room oh so scary with scooters that CRASH yeah yeah did that kid just "MEOW" at me? yep ha ha don't mess around or i'm gonna Vince Fontaine you and switch your choice to glitter gluing the green ribbon till Nate the Great gets picked up with cupcakes at least twice a month and Hey Jude every three months or so *underbite*- oh JEEZ Marvin K. Mooney WILL YOU PLEASE GO NOW ? does your cat wear bluejeans? i cut Snow White late at night with determination for a hesitant Rainbow then wowed and POOF! out of my life - OUCH! climbing mountains, tracks, cars, snow in the sensory table and erosion lesson(s) -- here we go sifting sand sifting sand sifting sa-a-nnnd DEBRIS! Rook Pawn Bishop Knight King Queen I AM Mrs. Grumpy Butt who makes an appearance on a Wonderful Wednesday that even cowboy thick coffee can't cure but we ALWAYS try don't we Pete? crimeny christmas tree what was i thinking never again will we be hyper because of honey on saltines no never again trust you me i wear my police helmet with pride while Sammy Samuel Sam-pire sings The Monster Mash with flair as we all do The Hand Jive and fly around the room to The Chicken Dance with our shoes in the shoestore doot dee doooo which is a phrase that everyone seemed to pick up this year gone by hahaheehee oh no they're leaving they're leaving me it's happening in just a few hours ending at a picnic with a ton of heartfelt kisses on my cheek and the good-bye's will be beautiful, SO brightly shiny with adventures waiting the excitement of the unknown uncomprehensible yet one second away and yes soon all too soon i know that my little friends will not be able to remember these times............
but I will.
every day princess stencils with gel pens their hands smelling like playdoh (hopefully) dreaming about macaroni and cheese while throwing watercolor(s) on top of crayon(s)...yeah little man would you like to try a banana milkshake? chocolate milkshake? rootbeer float? Dreamsicle? a handful of Cheetos to celebrate my Tuesday birthday? Do you hear it? That's Love Potion #9 in the air yep hey dude really just a second let me find my Little Bear Voice ahh yes the secret numbers are 10-20-30 for half-full HALF-FULL sticky bottles ugh bleech jeez bluug-c-c-h-t-k-pp snif snif the stinks that stink and follow us daily through several bloody noses and one luchtime puke episode haHA yes its true! can you? do you? recognize the names MoltingOwl, Mill-bug, lunch Tre, Dill-bot, Isha-bet, Jasper Jones, hey Jude, Joshy-boy, Lil-bug, Maleelee, Ma-hey-hey, Marlin' my Darlin', Little T like a purse, sure Bob, yes Brother, you got it Sister, Max-worth-a-million, and last but not the quiet Tave -- i see you smiling -- yep there's the question of the day with SEVEN DEAD FLIES explaining Back to the Future and plutonium on a Monday morning in which happily ever after we're all like HELLO, McFLY! in the back room while the umbrella plants wilt in his kick-ASS terrarium and speaking of i saw him take home the cactus that i re-potted OH! wait 'scuse me HE re-potted oops yep I-Spied-With-My-Little-Green-Eye a SneakyPete getting on the bus carrying, deserving so much more, and i was like Hello Pete! AAHH SOME ORANGE BERRIES! oh mother-truckers how i love you me too i love you me too cuddle Ole Blue sock(s) in the hallway, mitten(s) on the playground, sand in my tooth for hours pulling hot pink sleds as i re-direct and make 'play' money and oil coated laminated butterflies for real computers aren't so bad we've got Freddy Fish and Pajama Sam and Putt Putt Saves the Zoo please don't look at me like pleh poo poo boo boo an' all that let them WATCH i would i DO hear me out man they're problem solving TOGETHER listening to They Might Be Giants - Here Come the ABC's get it you'll love it like Friday morning bagels movies popcorn painting and capes you heard me right capes made out of blankets secured with clothes-pins awwww, let's send a get well letter using 5,000 dried out markers which is sad and speaking of sad reminds me that i loved Soymilk like i should have you mean and jealous mama you killed a little part of me but i kept my cool as cool as i could. i did! i did! okay enough of that let's flood the sandbox with our boots on the wrong feet while i triple speed strum the three stringed ukelele and sing Yin and Yang and the Flowerpot Man oh! i feel a poem coming on DARN FLY! just look at BunBun workin' on the workbench with yipstick in her cubby GERP! sunscreen goop line up Grasshoppers -- hey you sleeping little dreamer? i'm gonna tickle your feet to find out and then we're gonna get all hopped up on cereal mix and walk to the beach with high hopes that the raft will float and you'll find 19 stag beetles in the woodchips as i smoke my smokes out back thinking about the little red chair lost and the black button? yeah its as hot as the sun it blasts you to into outer space and s-s-s-hhhh! my boyfriend is spiderman and don't you go telling the government haha OH! how i LIE i'm hungry i'm thirsty i'm hungry no i'm BOTH i'm VAMPONIO and Vamponio LIVES and Vamponio RISES and Vamponio uses a FORK and chases you into the moonshine room oh so scary with scooters that CRASH yeah yeah did that kid just "MEOW" at me? yep ha ha don't mess around or i'm gonna Vince Fontaine you and switch your choice to glitter gluing the green ribbon till Nate the Great gets picked up with cupcakes at least twice a month and Hey Jude every three months or so *underbite*- oh JEEZ Marvin K. Mooney WILL YOU PLEASE GO NOW ? does your cat wear bluejeans? i cut Snow White late at night with determination for a hesitant Rainbow then wowed and POOF! out of my life - OUCH! climbing mountains, tracks, cars, snow in the sensory table and erosion lesson(s) -- here we go sifting sand sifting sand sifting sa-a-nnnd DEBRIS! Rook Pawn Bishop Knight King Queen I AM Mrs. Grumpy Butt who makes an appearance on a Wonderful Wednesday that even cowboy thick coffee can't cure but we ALWAYS try don't we Pete? crimeny christmas tree what was i thinking never again will we be hyper because of honey on saltines no never again trust you me i wear my police helmet with pride while Sammy Samuel Sam-pire sings The Monster Mash with flair as we all do The Hand Jive and fly around the room to The Chicken Dance with our shoes in the shoestore doot dee doooo which is a phrase that everyone seemed to pick up this year gone by hahaheehee oh no they're leaving they're leaving me it's happening in just a few hours ending at a picnic with a ton of heartfelt kisses on my cheek and the good-bye's will be beautiful, SO brightly shiny with adventures waiting the excitement of the unknown uncomprehensible yet one second away and yes soon all too soon i know that my little friends will not be able to remember these times............
but I will.