#1: Dental Hygiene Leads to the Dark Side
Me: "Time to brush your teeth, honey."
Him: "No no no no no! I need to get into my spaceship!"
"Yes. Astronauts have to brush their teeth too. Even space explorers and aliens and Jedi have to brush their teeth."
He pointed his (empty) water pistol at me and made pew-pew-pew sounds.
"Even Sith have to
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