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Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists,
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis
more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth.
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Give it up to my bitches ( Read more... )

Well...I thought about deleting the damn thing...LiveJournal accounts are as expendable as free-willing sex these days. Unfortunately...Murphy showed me this and I just have to share.

Behold D.C. has recently become the center of all bastions of freedom with the unpardonable addition of "Furries" -

(As seen on the Best of Craigslist)

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-In the first comment from an Israeli official, Justice Minister Yosef Lapid blamed Arafat for global terrorism and the failure to achieve Middle East peace, but expressed hope of improved relations under new leadership ( Read more... )

"When I was young, idealistic, and a student of Marx, I thought to myself, "the greatest mistake made by those who have sought to practice Communism was not too sanguine a trust in the possibilities of Man, but a condescension toward the average citizen. Communism didn't work because the Central Party believed the masses were too stupid to ( Read more... )

JUST BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS...AND I LOVE EACH ONE OF YOU WITH EQUAL ADORATION FOR ALL YOUR MANY SAVING GRACES AND ANNOYING QUIRKS... http://www.expatexpert.com/ BITCHES...WE'S MOVIN' TA CANADA. OR SWEDEN. OR ANYWHERE WHERE VISA'S ACCEPTED.

- Start new wave ex-patriot movement to Eastern Canada ( Read more... )