im terribly irresponsible and have lost my favourite earring ( Read more... )

inexplicably, i feel like a culmination melanie griffith from "working girl" and christina applegate from "don't tell mom the babysitter's dead", except without the whore-iffic boss plot twist ( Read more... )

i hate to admit it, but im so ridiculous that i can't listen to anything hip hop-ish today as i know it will only encourage me to spend retarded amounts of money and persuade kevin to come out dancing tonight. its all psychosomatic and i realize that just hearing beats shouldn't make me lose my shit like this, but just to be safe i'm sticking to ( Read more... )

of no interest to anyone else, but they read part of the email i had sent them 5 hours earlier on the CBC's "the hour".

there's just something i adore about the pawn shop on the corner ( Read more... )

as mr. douglas coupland said so wonderfully last night, this weather makes me feel as if i'm "inhaling thumb tacks ( Read more... )

i'm selfish and spoiled and am easily dissapointed when i don't get exactly what i want, exactly when i want it ( Read more... )

so the girl who sat across from me on the bus was pretty, pretty, pretty with her black mid thigh pea coat and alferd sung perfume ( Read more... )

its amazing to see your family grow up around you ( Read more... )

every night i lay in bed and agonize over the days events ( Read more... )