Comments | missmurchison: Are they really this clueless?

missmurchison

Are they really this clueless?

Oct 21, 2011 12:07

I just received an email from a Christian organization with the statement below. I find it hard to believe such an uptight group would make this pun intentionally, but almost as hard to believe that they could miss it ( Read more... )

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ratphooey October 21 2011, 17:22:06 UTC

But if you tell a lie often enough, it will become true.

missmurchison October 21 2011, 23:05:21 UTC

I've been reading Terry Pratchett, and that sounds like an idea one of his worst villains would embrace.

keswindhover October 21 2011, 18:39:03 UTC

*snickers immaturely*

missmurchison October 21 2011, 23:07:36 UTC

I think the statement, besides being snicker-worthy, reveals that these people must have very unimaginative sex lives. I suspect a lot of their hostility is rooted in frustration and envy.

rahirah October 21 2011, 19:04:23 UTC

Out of curiosity, what is this attack on traditional marriage to consist of? Are we all getting together to throw rice at it, or what?

missmurchison October 21 2011, 23:09:29 UTC

The state I live in legalized equal marriage several years ago, and I have yet to notice any impact whatsoever on my own marriage. I keep asking someone to explain to me why I'm worse off but no real explanation has been forthcoming.

rahirah October 22 2011, 00:53:09 UTC

It's probably like termites. One day everything looks fine, and the next day, traditional marriage COLLAPSES LIKE A BUNCH OF BROCCOLI!!!

missmurchison October 22 2011, 14:48:40 UTC

Yeah, next thing you know, straight people will be divorcing at some outrageous rate, like 50 percent.

Oh, wait...

petzipellepingo October 21 2011, 19:33:24 UTC

"sighs"

missmurchison October 21 2011, 23:10:34 UTC

I hear your sigh and raise you a wince.

spikewriter October 21 2011, 20:29:17 UTC

:: sigh :: People, please stop making my Lord and Savior looking not just mean and petty, but unable to craft a coherent sentence. Isn't there something in the Old Testament about God smiting folks for that?

This after he finishes smiting them for the untruths in their statement,ofcourse.

missmurchison October 21 2011, 23:12:49 UTC

If there isn't, there should be. There sure as hell isn't anything in the gospels to uphold their position. Of course, these are the same people who can read a passages like the parables of the sheep and the goats, or the eye of the needle, and then spend an hour explaining why Jesus didn't really mean what he said.