What should I do with my uterus?

[missmurchison]

I knitted a uterus while watching TV tonight. I was going to send it to one of my Senators, but I know he won't pay attention and he's not the worst of the lot when it comes to legislating against reproductive rights and women's health. Besides, he already knows I hate him. (I have his office on speed dial. And I'm always polite. Just politely

Comments

[diebirchen]

Naw -- they'd throw it away, and it's so cute! How about in place of fuzzy dice on the rear-view window?

[missmurchison]

It would hook on their nicely, but I'm not using my other uterus any more, as I seem to have finally passed through menopause. It seems selfish to keep two.

[diebirchen]

Having put up with menopause, you have the right to be selfish. Sooooo cute! Keep the damned thing or sent it to me! Now there's an idea!

[sweet_ali]

That is just all kinds of fantastic

[missmurchison]

LOL, it's a whole movement! The idea is to show that even the kind of women who they imagine like to knit are pissed off.

[makd]

Best use of yarn ever.

[missmurchison]

I may make another. At first it seemed silly, but I like the idea of showing them that nice, womanly knitters are up in arms.

[katekat1010]

i just have to say you are using your knitting powers for such good you made me grin (and that it makes me wish i had a senator for you to send this to, but i am also simultaneously glad i don't)

[missmurchison]

Thanks. I'm sure I'll find someone. There are plenty out there.

[missmurchison]

I'd be surprised if they haven't heard about it. I do love the name "Order of the Knitted Uterus" though!