Re: I say Buy!missnickersJuly 3 2005, 08:03:16 UTC
I love finding bargain thongs - esp. ones with my fave cartoon character on them! I mean, it may not be as flashy as Max's bling bling speedo, but I can always add some glue on sparkles, right?
(yeah, I'm with you in all reality... thongs are NOT comfortable.... no matter what that description says... sorry guys, it's true.)
Sparkle! Sparkle!anonymoose_auJuly 3 2005, 08:14:04 UTC
Tempting...but I'm not sure the sparkles would really got with Mr. I, but don't get me wrong it's fine just the way it is! :O)
You can't make a poll? Weird...have you tried going here. It should work then...when you make one it'll open up a new update window, but just copy and paste and it should shouw up in this entry.
That said I still say "Buy it now!" and also you must post a piccie of you wearing them in true superhero fashion! Who knows it may encourage Max to post a pic of his legenadary speedo, I've heard about it so often, but alas never seen it.
And if you can't wear it it's definitely something you can frame! ;O)
Alas, I tried that and it no work!! Even Kristen tried to help me out with it, but no go. :(
Heh heh, yeah, I don't think sparkles are Mr Incredibles' thing... that's more of a Max thing. Dude, I'll put Little i in the thong!! He was born to wear it! XD
(how sad it is it that I'm still laughing hysterically over the whole thing?)
Should Nicole purchase the Mr I thong? [ ] No. Let us never speak of this again. [ ] Are you mad woman?! Of course! Buy them. NOW! [ ] Ew. The words 'Mr Incredible' and 'thong' should never be used in the same sentence. [X] I don't care, but if you do buy them, you must post a pic of you wearing them outside your pants in true superhero fasion.
Let's just hope they weren't pre-worn by those Las Vegas Showgirls. (Can you say...scabies?)
They CLAIM to be "tagless" but never worn... But this is precisely why I will only be wearing them over pants - and that's after I boil them first in a vat of Lysol.
NOBODY PUTS MY SPEEDO TO SHAME. NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!power12252July 3 2005, 15:35:53 UTC
*thinks of Nicole in a thong*
Sorry, rational thoughts are failing me at the moment.
*two hours later*
You know, all this time you have pretended to like me, but I always knew that deep down you were really just jealous of my speedo-wearing capabilities. It's not my fault that I am a sexy beast! It is a curse that I must live with.
So I guess it has come down to this. Well, let's settle this once and for all kiddo. Speedo vs. thong. You and I will get on a stage, me in a speedo and you in your new thong. We will let the rest of the LJ crew judge us. It will be a pageant to beat all pageants. Winner takes all! Moose will judge us on talent, Kristen will judge us on whose ass looks best in our respective lingerie, and the rest of you can just make obscene, inappropriate commentary to us both. This'll be fun!!
Does the thong come with matching bra? Talk about a sweet super-uniform!
You and your speedo are going DOWNmissnickersJuly 3 2005, 20:14:15 UTC
You're so very right, there's only one thing left to do: Don our special undergarments, give all the LJ friends a ticket to the show, and see if they like the goods. I do feel sorry for you, though - your speedo is no match for the Incredi-Thong!! Whahaha!
I don't mind BM judging the talent competition, but why does Kristen get to be the booty judge?? We need an impartial party; you know she's trying to steal you away from me - she's unfairly biased toward Max White Boy Booty.
FYI for the talent portion, I will be performing an interpretive dance to Sisquo's 'Thong Song':
She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Let me see that thong tha thong thong thong
Re: You and your speedo are going DOWNfoxywriterJuly 3 2005, 20:34:54 UTC
Hey, I'm not trying to steal Max! But I am more partial to guy ass than girl ass, as a straight female. So yes, maybe you should have a gay male judge there so he can evaluate the astethicness or whatever.
Re: Thong Song.... OMG, are those REALLY the lyrics?! Gasp! Sisquo was a wordsmith genius!
Re: You and your speedo are going DOWNmissnickersJuly 3 2005, 21:04:06 UTC
But a gay male judge would be just as biased to male booty as you would be! Duh! That's not fair, I can't compete with that!! We need to call on asexual former NYC mayor Ed Kotch - wasn't he also the judge on the People's Court?
OMG, Sisquo is a lyrical genius, I know! I especially like, "I like it when the beat goes da na da na, Baby make your booty go da na da na." So deep & beautiful! It boggles my mind why he was a one hit wonder!
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But I don't know I hear that Max's speedo can be seen from one coast to the other. ;O)
Although I personally couldn't wear a g-string...honesly wouldn't it feel like a permanent wedgie?
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(yeah, I'm with you in all reality... thongs are NOT comfortable.... no matter what that description says... sorry guys, it's true.)
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You can't make a poll? Weird...have you tried going here. It should work then...when you make one it'll open up a new update window, but just copy and paste and it should shouw up in this entry.
That said I still say "Buy it now!" and also you must post a piccie of you wearing them in true superhero fashion! Who knows it may encourage Max to post a pic of his legenadary speedo, I've heard about it so often, but alas never seen it.
And if you can't wear it it's definitely something you can frame! ;O)
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Heh heh, yeah, I don't think sparkles are Mr Incredibles' thing... that's more of a Max thing. Dude, I'll put Little i in the thong!! He was born to wear it! XD
(how sad it is it that I'm still laughing hysterically over the whole thing?)
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You could also save it for your honeymoon, and wear that when Max "defeats" Mr. Incredible in a battle over you.
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Come on though - How could anyone see a Mr. Incredible thong and NOT think of you??? :-P
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I suppose this is a bad time to bring up your infamous "For the next couple weeks, I'll be sleeping with Bob" quote, huh?
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You better be careful - I may try to outbid you. I'm an awesome e-bayer.
And I already told you what I'd do if I won them. :-P
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And I just read you were sick - hope ya feel better! My advice: wrap a hot towel around your head. *nods sagely*
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[ ] No. Let us never speak of this again.
[ ] Are you mad woman?! Of course! Buy them. NOW!
[ ] Ew. The words 'Mr Incredible' and 'thong' should never be used in the same sentence.
[X] I don't care, but if you do buy them, you must post a pic of you wearing them outside your pants in true superhero fasion.
Let's just hope they weren't pre-worn by those Las Vegas Showgirls. (Can you say...scabies?)
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Time to bust out the Scabies Tongs.....
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Sorry, rational thoughts are failing me at the moment.
*two hours later*
You know, all this time you have pretended to like me, but I always knew that deep down you were really just jealous of my speedo-wearing capabilities. It's not my fault that I am a sexy beast! It is a curse that I must live with.
So I guess it has come down to this. Well, let's settle this once and for all kiddo. Speedo vs. thong. You and I will get on a stage, me in a speedo and you in your new thong. We will let the rest of the LJ crew judge us. It will be a pageant to beat all pageants. Winner takes all! Moose will judge us on talent, Kristen will judge us on whose ass looks best in our respective lingerie, and the rest of you can just make obscene, inappropriate commentary to us both. This'll be fun!!
Does the thong come with matching bra? Talk about a sweet super-uniform!
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I don't mind BM judging the talent competition, but why does Kristen get to be the booty judge?? We need an impartial party; you know she's trying to steal you away from me - she's unfairly biased toward Max White Boy Booty.
FYI for the talent portion, I will be performing an interpretive dance to Sisquo's 'Thong Song':
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Let me see that thong tha thong thong thong
[scary that I happen to know the lyrics....]
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Re: Thong Song.... OMG, are those REALLY the lyrics?! Gasp! Sisquo was a wordsmith genius!
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OMG, Sisquo is a lyrical genius, I know! I especially like, "I like it when the beat goes da na da na,
Baby make your booty go da na da na." So deep & beautiful! It boggles my mind why he was a one hit wonder!
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