It's strong and it's sudden, and it's cruel sometimes, but it might just save your life.....

[missnickers]

.... that is the power of Huey! So, this weekend, the roommate and I went to the California state fair to see one of the best performers in the history of performances: Huey Lewis (shut up, Huey is cool, and I if you do not agree, I will fight you! :P). I actually had planned to write about this yesterday, but *cough*something came up, and I

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[missnickers]

Not the domestic abuse!! Just when I think you've changed your evil ways, it's straight back to the opthamologist with pink eye again for me! :( People are always asking why I wear sunglasses all the time.

I'm thinking of joining a shelter for battered, squicked women. Or maybe I'll extend a roll of TP as a peace offering - then you'll treat me with the respect I deserve, I just know it!

[foxywriter]

Ah, yes, Mr. Special; that look in my eyes in that photo is me going, "Please don't drop my camera or start hitting on us again!"

You forgot to mention the guy who offered to carry your burdan after you dropped it in the parking lot, when we walked by the car, heh....

[missnickers]

Aha, see that look in my eyes? That's me thinking, 'Wow, those sweat stains on Huey's suede shirt are really starting to look like a pattern now!" XD

Oh yes, that guy who offered to carry my TP - I wasn't about to let him, I bet he wanted to steal it!! But at least HE was a gentleman - unlike you, my so called FRIEND, who mocked me and then left me collapsed upon the box in the middle of the parking lot!

[timewanderer]

then left me collapsed upon the box in the middle of the parking lot!

Where's that picture? Action photos are better than posed ones.

[missnickers]

Ha ha, I think I actually said as we were getting into the car that she should have gotten a pic of that... but the thing was we were laughing way too hard to even think of it until the moment had passed! :(

[power12252]

And feel free to harass him while you're there

This is the thanks I get for my blood, sweat, and tears, pouring my heart out to tell the world how I feel about you and toilet paper? Well, I guess SOME people just don't have a deep appreciation for the arts. HMMPH!

BTW, your curly fries were only the SECOND best on the planet!

[missnickers]

By harass, I mean worship your creative genius such as you deserve! That poem was breathtaking and I wanted to shout it from a mountain top. But I didn't have a mountain top - I had an LJ!

BTW, your curly fries were only the SECOND best on the planet!

Blasphemy! If you were a woman, I'd punch you right in the mouth! XP

[power12252]

Okay, that's better. Sorry, I get very defensive about my creativity. I'm just so vulnerable when I share my feelings about toilet paper. I care a great deal for TP, as I'm sure you can relate. :P Well, instead of a mountantop, when you go back to school tomorrow you should raise your hand and ask if you can stand up and read it in front of your whole class. I'd pay good money to see that.

Punch me in the mouth, eh? Gimme your best shot, kiddo!

[missnickers]

It's actually ironic you mentioned that, because at the end of Torts last year, we had to do a 'reflection' on the class. Me being me, I wrote a saucy limmerick about a case where a guy set fire to his nether regions - and presented it to the class. Heh, boy was my face red! (and that wasn't the only thing that was red if you consider that poor man's crotchal region)

*kisses fist* You want some of this?! 'Cause your aiming to get a rap right on the Jack Johnson! And I don't care for that tone.

[theflhurricane]

I particularly like the fish face picture in your icon - it's very becoming of you.

It's all about the TP ain't it? If only we all had free TP - the world would be a softer, frienlier, less irritable place. *snickers at thoughts of conversation the TP spawned with DV*

[missnickers]

You like the fish face, eh? Well, thank you, I've been working hard on it and I'm glad to see that it's paying off. I call it "TL God of the Sea." What you can't see in the picture is that I also have a trident.

Yes, DV did have an unhealthy obsession with my TP. Frankly, I'm starting to worry about him... maybe we should sign him up for a TP Addicts Anonymous support group.

[vekoma]

Meh I''m still good, its just that:

I WANT TO BEH YAR TP!!!!! *get grabbed by two man in white suits who drag him into a van*
'NOT THE JACKET! ANYTHING BUT THAT*

Ahem, anyway, yeah I have a unhealthy ocsession with TP, dunno why, it must be my latest addiction.
I was at work yesterday and there was this HUGE box that contained over 200 TP rolls, and I immidiatly was thinking I should Fed-Ex it to you.

[foxywriter]

*snickers at thoughts of conversation the TP spawned with DV*

What's DV? Is that like a veneral disease??

[skittle_forever]

I'm sure there are a lot of Hurricane Katrina victims who would love that toilet paper. :)
That's the first thing I thought when I saw that picture. Although I don't know how you would get it to New Orleans!

[missnickers]

Awww, you all are trying to make me do the noble thing and not horde the TP (the sweet sweet TP) all to myself... Well, if it's for the greater good, I'll do it! OPERATION NEW ORLEANS TP DROP! :D