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missnickers

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight...

Oct 24, 2005 13:38

If my life were a movie, this is where the musical montage would be inserted of me sitting behind a daunting pile of law books, and in every shot the stack would get less and less, intermixed with scenes of me drinking coffee, popping Excedrine, and ironing on a superhero logo to my halloween costume, as the hands hands of a a clock spin to ( Read more... )

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Sweep the leg, Johnny! NO MERCY!! power12252 October 24 2005, 21:19:58 UTC

*cheers in the background, with all the other little kids* NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS! NICKERS!

You're our hero! You can do it!! After you finish the big pile of books, I want to see you do some one-armed pull ups and run 30-35 miles.

Oh, and you would definitely be played by Jackie Chan.

Anyway, my point is that my life is going to be utter insanity until November 4th circa 2PM.

Is that when you have your final battle with Apollo Creed for the championship of the world? Oh man, I can't wait to see that matchup! Be careful though, he fights dirty.

Anyone wanna do a temporary life-trade?! Perks include: access to my gi-normous tub of animal crackers and having dirty old men and teenage boys at your beck & call.

Nuff said. I'm in. Where do I sign?

Re: Sweep the leg, Johnny! NO MERCY!! missnickers October 25 2005, 01:45:16 UTC

Jackie Chan, eh? Well, I can see that... I *was* almost cast as his stunt double for Rush Hour 2. That's right, Mr Kung Foo doesn't do his own stunts, the secret is out!

Pfft, no way would I fight Apollo Creed! Everytime I'd punch him in the neck or kick him in the groin, I'd be thinking of Chubbs Peterson! I just couldn't do it. I'm fighting Mr T, of course! I trust you'll be there, cheering for me, like a good internet Husband?

GREAT! I was hoping you'd volunteer for the life-trade! You're the only one who would stand a chance in passing the MPRE - and you'd look right sexy in spandex and high heeled boots! Rawr! Since I get to be you, does that mean I can pee with Regis and have fisticuffs with hobbitses?! WOOT!

Re: Sweep the leg, Johnny! NO MERCY!! power12252 October 25 2005, 12:34:48 UTC

You know, I was watching Rush Hour 2 the other day, and I did notice a scene where Jackie Chan's character goes from Asian dude, to blonde white female, and then back to Asian dude in a matter of seconds. I thought I was seeing things. Good tidbit of info, thanks!

Got a soft spot for Chubbs huh? Yeah, I suppose we all do. Dude, you are SO going to kick Mr. T's ass. Go for the mohawk, that's his weakness. Not only will I be there, but I'll be working your corner. I'll be your cutman, there to put the ice packs on your eyes and wipe the blood off your face. Is that e-devotion, or what?

Oh I'll wear the spandex and high heeled boots, but I don't think you want me taking the MPRE for you. You see, I am a full lawyer now, and that means that I no longer have ethics. So that might not help you very much. :p

If you want to pee with Regis, just go to New York and ask him. He was very friendly, I'm sure he'd be agreeable. Fights with hobbits? You're already taking on Mr. T, so one thing at a time.

foxywriter October 24 2005, 21:36:07 UTC

Dude, I think your Cinema Twin would be that chick who plays Alex on "Joey." Whatever her name is. And that character is a lawyer, too!

Either that or Bea Arthur. Take your pick.

Don't forget the fun insanity on November 5th 1955 2005, in which we take Little i to Reno, and meet my brother and his military pal.

missnickers October 25 2005, 01:49:55 UTC

It's funny you should say that, because when "Joey" first debuted, I thought the Alex character was Bea Arthur making a comeback! I learned differently from the credits, though. :(

Little i is gonna SCORE that night! *insert "Party Like Rockstar, Kick a Little Ass"* I want pictures of him at the gambling tables and possibly drinking a vodka tonic.

foxywriter October 25 2005, 02:05:52 UTC

Apparently we are invited to crash at the pad where my bro and his friends are. Mike was like, "There's a hot tub!" Borderline creepy coming from my own blood, LOL! I'd kind of rather take my chances with the deer.

Can you see Little i in a hot tub, though?!? LOL!

missnickers October 25 2005, 02:22:08 UTC

Are they staying in a hotel or with some random person?! I don't know if I'm comfortable using the hottub of a random person... Esp a random person from Nevada.

LOL! THE DEER!!! I forgot about that, this is going to be an awesome trip, I just know it. ;)

You realize my parents have a hottub!! You just gave me a devious idea.... but Little i must be dry by Halloween - he's my date to the party! :-O

cllort October 24 2005, 21:58:13 UTC

Hey, if you're doing the Rocky thing, I wanna be Mickey! :) Except I won't die in Part 3. Ask Max, I'm a decent Mickey. All I require from you is that you train using your weakest hand (left hand if you're a rightie); drink a half dozen raw eggs in the morning, and be able to catch chickens when I let them loose. Oh, and consume a lot of fiber cuz when I'm through with you, yar gonna eat thunder and crap lightning!

Anyone wanna do a temporary life-trade?! Perks include: access to my gi-normous tub of animal crackers and having dirty old men and teenage boys at your beck & call.

As much as I love animal crackers...sowy. Got my own insanity to deal with, heh.

I'm guessing Reese Witherspoon would play you, or perhaps Cameron Diaz circa Charlie's Angels.

power12252 October 24 2005, 22:11:59 UTC

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missnickers October 25 2005, 01:38:18 UTC

If there was anyone that was born to play Mickey, it was you PimpT! But you must wear a beanie when you shout obscenities at me and force me to do things that take away my last lingering thread of self-respect. Except, I shall not chase chickens. I'm sorry, I won't bend on that; I had a bad experience with a chicken once (their tiny little beaks are sharp, oh the pecking!). Pick another animal that's less threatening, like maybe a guinea pig or a gerbil - they're so cute!

Reece Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz?? Wow, MUCH more flattering than when you told me I bear an uncanny resemblence to Dennis Franz! :p

You dare to contradict the wisdom of Mickey?!? cllort October 25 2005, 02:10:24 UTC

If I tell youz to chase chickens, then yar gonna chase chickens! Ya think the champ cares about gerbils being cute!?!? Cute ain't gonna get you ready to be the new champ!

Youz gotta conquer yar fear of chickens! Catch the chicken!

Ok, I'm getting worked up here...gonna back away now...

Thread 5

rayluxuryacht August 9 2006, 19:07:58 UTC

The subject of who would play you in a movie has come up many times, it seems. But in all the various discussion, I don't think you've ever expressed an opinion yourself. Who do YOU think should play you? How about Bruce Willis? It'd be fun to see him in court arguing your cases in the same manner as that speech he gave in Armageddon.