"Mend up your stocking hole. 'Cause this lump ain't made of coal."

[missnickers]

Ugh, some of you may have noticed that I haven't been online for the past week. What? Nobody noticed I was gone for a week?! Thanks a lot, I see how it is! XP Well, seeing as nobody cares, I'll just explain it to myself: I've been pretty sick all week and had the extra pleasure of cramming my butt off for the MPRE, which I took Friday. Let

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[foxywriter]

Actually, I think the guys told you to make out with the pirate, but you didn't do that.... *gasp*

[missnickers]

They told me to kiss him, but I couldn't reach his cheek and still have square footing.. besides, I didn't want to join that coldsore club of theirs. :P

She's back!! Quick, hide the booze and the porn!!

[power12252]

So, how was the MPRE? Talk to me more about vomit. Was it like a chunk here, a chunk there, or more of a continuous spew? *re-reads posts* Ohhhh, you said DON'T talk about these things. My barf, I mean...my bad.

RE: photos.

Well, first off, I am submitting that first one to be on the cover of the next issue of Maxim. I can see the headline now: "Where Missnickers likes to keep her men (juicy details inside

I leave for a week and you're already breaking out the booze and the porn?!

[missnickers]

Haha, when I heard the dog's name was kiddo, I immediately thought of your nickname for me of course... ;) Is it wrong that I think it's an adorable nickname?!

LOL, Santa can be an official endorser of Chubbs/Boner! Nobody will go up against Stanta - that'll get you on the naugthy list right there!

Little i had 6 cosmos and some watermelon. Big things come in small packages, eh?

So.. you're a professional speed skater now, hm? Ice or roller skates? Regardless I'm impressed! Can you do a sow cow or a triple axle? What about jazz hands?! Ohhh, I can't wait to see you perform (I trust you'll still be wearing your sparkley speedo)!

BTW, I hear through the rumor mill that you and Christina want to get me drunk... what's up with that, Max?! What's up with that?

I thought it's what you would have wanted.

[power12252]

Is it wrong that I think it's an adorable nickname?!Of course not! How could it possibly be wrong? You are a "kid" at heart, and when you get hit on the head you yell "do(h)"! Hence, you're the kiddo

Did you at least think of me while you boozed and watched porn?

[missnickers]

OMG, this is bad... I accidentally grabbed my Copyright Law book instead of my BA book (they look exactly the same on the outside, except for the words obviously), so I'm sitting here in class right now, pretending to follow along and take notes with a book from a completely different course... If I get called on, I am SO screwed! Something tells me the Fair Use Act is not a defense for liability in a closely held coroporation.... :p

*cough* anyway.... Ice skating only?! Damn, I was gonna ask you to be my partner for the roller disco. Oh well, I guess I'll find someone else. *sigh* I hear IP is dynamite on skates....

I hear you have the speed skating record as being the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Is that true?

Psssh. I'm glad C thinks I'm the table dancing kind of drunk... I love how you all have such high opinions of me. :p I bet you're the "I love you guys!" huggy kind of drunk. "NO, I mean it!! I REALLY love you guys!!"

[theflhurricane]

You are familiar with the story of how Donner Summit got its name right???

You know - you look good with Santa. And there's lots of snow up at the North Pole. You oughta see if there's more there - I mean, the guy already has a boner and everything.

[missnickers]

No, I've lived in Northern California my whole life and have taken many history classes, yet I have absolutely NO idea how Donner Summit got its name. Please tell me! :P

Nah, I think I'll pass on Santa. Hey may have a boner, but I hear he only comes once a year. *rimshot* And I'm really not a fan of facial hair to be honest.

I Did Indeed Notice Your Absence!

[anonymoose_au]

I was beginning to think I'd have to bust out the sack o' door knobs and go out and avenge your death.

I'm glad to hear this is not so!

Damn, that's the funniest song ever!

Say are the writers of that song related to the guys who came up with THIS by any chance? (Oh I enjoy so much trotting out that one...).

And why bother with Santa, you've got Little I there! Now that's a man! ;O)

At least I have ONE friend to avenge my death!

[missnickers]

Just because I'm not missing anymore doesn't mean we can't have a good old fashioned sack of knobs beating! I have a list here of people I'd like to get revenge on. My old BA professor, the guy at Subway last night who refused to give me extra olives when I asked for them, Carrot Top, the 1991 Denver Broncos, and so on...

LOL! I forgot about Batman's boner! I think that song was written especially by him... that's what he sings to Robin during their more intimate moments. Awwww, isn't he a romantic?

"Someone kidnapped Santa? That does NOT rock!!" I wonder if that's why the terodactyl took santa... he wanted his boner. Man, this is sick. But Little i is TWICE the man Santa is - you think he could take him in a fight?!

[rayluxuryacht]

Random photo comments:

1. Pretty good. I'd say you've almost got that troll impersonation down. Now try hopping around like that.

2. What form! You ought to give the Giants a call, I hear they need help in their bullpen.

8. You are so, so sick. No wonder we get along so well.

9. Why don't you love me, Captain Morgan?