BTW, I love it that this post is going to be the first one that all the lurkers see when they come across N's LJ. If this convo/comment war doesn't convince people to become N's friend, I don't know WHAT will! XD
I am Wally and I do not really exist and I do not use any punctuation whatsoever and I am English and I am going to visit California in a few months for my holidays and I post random pictures of household appliances on my live journal and I do not really know why but it seemed a good idea at the time and I like typing strange and pointless five hundred word submissions like I hope this is going to be by the time I have finished it or else this will all have been a bit pointless and it is very cold out this evening don’t you know it’s about freezing and I do not much like cold as I would much rather it was warm and sunny and I hope it will be when I go to California and see the dazzling sights of LA and San Francisco and go down to Sea World and up to Universal to ride the Back to the Future ride and tour the back lot and all that stuff and then drive to Yosemite and look at all the pretty cool stuff and oh my god I am only in the 190s and I have got a lot of rubbish to write here so I do not know why I decided to start writing this
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Woohoo! Does that pic mean that kind of stuff will now be taking place in your journal? If so, I'm glad I'm already part of the fun!
But seriously, though, I don't blame you for doing this. There's a lot of losers and perverts out there that simply don't need to be able to snoop into your life like this, and who most definitely don't deserve to be part of your inner circle. Plus, it kinda feels like an exclusive club now, which is kinda nice. We're special.
Hehe, maybe the pic means that kind of stuff will be going on! (See, kids, don't you want to be a part of ALL THAT? Er, actually, it's probaby scaring people away...). But I'm just messing around right now with the layout and stuff. I'm not sure if I REALLY want to keep that pic there or not.... If you have any good ideas for a Friends Only banner, do share PLEASE, because I can't think of anything clever at the moment... I used to have an Incredibles FO banner, but no one could tell what it was supposed to be! Even my friends I met through the Incredibles fandom! *grumble*
But yeah, I just feel better knowing exactly who IS and who ISN'T reading my private articles. You have to guard your private articles closely, you know. As they are private. Now maybe I can write all kinds of saucy details about my life in here (yeah, right, like I have any :p).
Forgot to say: It *is* like an exclusive club!! We have a really cool name (something that makes us sound like badasses), our own secret handshake, titles, a rival club, and all that jazz! W00t!
Wow, I can't wait to learn what our club name and our titles are, as well as the handshake. And who are our rivals?
As for the pic, I'm thinking Ling-Ling might make a good one- perhaps a cap from where he attacks Toot. "Friends only. Others keep out or Ling-Ling destroy you like he did annoying black and white whale." Something to that effect.
I could be verbose, if I wanted to, but honestly, at 11:30 p.m., I just don't care. Plus, I had to deal with driving a car with radiator fluid spewing out all over the street and the temperature gauge not only showing me that it was at the hottest possible level, but actually reaching out and slapping me across the face with it's obnoxious little red line. OK, maybe that was the liquor talking there. I dunno. It's a possibility.
Actually, I just want to be on your friends list. I read all the comments from Kristen's journal and jump to yours time to time.
I would like to be your friend because you are a big Back to the Future fan as am I and you seem like a really nice person and I am sitting at home on the sofa instead of going to the big football match which the whole county has turned out to see and my friend's going to kill me for not going because her brother scored the winning goal last week to get the town into this match but I am sitting here asking you to be my friend so
Sorry, I don't think I have enough breath left for another 308 words.
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But seriously, though, I don't blame you for doing this. There's a lot of losers and perverts out there that simply don't need to be able to snoop into your life like this, and who most definitely don't deserve to be part of your inner circle. Plus, it kinda feels like an exclusive club now, which is kinda nice. We're special.
BTW, love the new design. The colors are pretty.
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But yeah, I just feel better knowing exactly who IS and who ISN'T reading my private articles. You have to guard your private articles closely, you know. As they are private. Now maybe I can write all kinds of saucy details about my life in here (yeah, right, like I have any :p).
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As for the pic, I'm thinking Ling-Ling might make a good one- perhaps a cap from where he attacks Toot. "Friends only. Others keep out or Ling-Ling destroy you like he did annoying black and white whale." Something to that effect.
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Actually, I just want to be on your friends list. I read all the comments from Kristen's journal and jump to yours time to time.
Hook a sista' up, girl!
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Consider yourself hooked up, sista! ;)
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I would like to be your friend because you are a big Back to the Future fan as am I and you seem like a really nice person and I am sitting at home on the sofa instead of going to the big football match which the whole county has turned out to see and my friend's going to kill me for not going because her brother scored the winning goal last week to get the town into this match but I am sitting here asking you to be my friend so
Sorry, I don't think I have enough breath left for another 308 words.
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