Kinda like Mad-Libs, only not...

[missnickers]

And now for a meme, hijacked from my homegirl, foxywriter. Fill it out. *shakes fist* Fill it!

Dear missnickersYou make me ________. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my __________. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We

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[power12252]

Dear missnickers:

You make me FEEL KINDA FUNNY, LIKE WHEN I USED TO CLIMB THE ROPES IN GYM CLASS. You should DRAW CARTOONS OF THE AVENGING SHYSTER AND SELL THEM TO FOX. Someday I will FIGHT GILBERT GODFREY TO THE DEATH TO WIN YOU BACK. You = ME, WITH AN X CHROMOSOME. If I saw you now I'd SAY “SHEEH, ‘BOUT TIME YOU GOT YOUR BUTT OVER TO MY BEDROOM”. I would build a BAT-MOBILE just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my NIPPLES. If I could sing you any song it would be THE THEME SONG TO DARK WING DUCK. We could drink MISMOS under the stars. My love for you is like that of A FAT MAN FOR PUDDING.

Love,
MAX

(P.S. YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS.)

[missnickers]

You would *really* get MissNickers tattooed on your nipples?!?! It *must* be love! ;)

LOL That is the best icon EVER! Representin' the Kindergarten Cop love, yo! Now all we need are Chubbs/Boner in '08 icons!

I got yer verb right here!

[rayluxuryacht]

Dear missnickers:

You make me LUNCH. You should MAKE ME DINNER TOO. Someday I will MAKE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GO AWAY. You = πr^2. If I saw you now I'd SAY, "WHERE'S MY DINNER?". I would build an ELABORATE UNDERGROUND NETWORK OF LIES, DECEPTION, AND BITCHSLAPPING just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my OVARY. If I could sing you any song it would be BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY. We could drink OUR VICTIMS' BLOOD under the stars. My love for you is like that of AN ADDICT FOR CRACK.

Love,
KEITH

(P.S. YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.)

I've posted this one in my own journal, BTW!