Saturday Night Thunderbolt

May 20, 2006 22:19

In Davis right now at a coffee shop with my roommate, and I am posting this for no other reason than because there is wireless internet here and I can. We were going to randomly drive to Reno today, but then decided not.

Here is a list of random happenings/thoughts of the night1. While stopped at a red light, on our way to get dinner, a Camaro ( Read more... )

non- lesbian elderly gay couples, cemetary b&e, god is gonna git you kristen, pirates

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foxywriter May 21 2006, 05:22:03 UTC
4. Drinking hazelnut coffee and I really like it. Like, more than a friend.

But...but I thought you said you and I would be the most non-lesbian gay couple! And now I find you whoring around with coffee?!? I knew it!

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missnickers May 21 2006, 05:33:53 UTC
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't leave me. The coffee meant nothing. I can change.

*looks around*

*sips coffee*

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foxywriter May 21 2006, 05:35:43 UTC
Thems just words. Frivolous little words that mean nothing. *sob* Your actions speak volumes.

*cough* Tramp. *cough*

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missnickers May 21 2006, 05:38:06 UTC
Goddammit, K. Does this mean no non-lesbian gay cruise? I already paid for the tickets.

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rayluxuryacht May 21 2006, 07:47:46 UTC
Clearly there was no reason for this post.

No reason for this post? You make everyone's life a little brighter by regaling us with stories of old ladies and young men breaking into cemetaries and you feel your post is pointless? Okay, admittedly you didn't regale with stories so much as stated a basic fact while I created the rest of the story in my own head, but I think that still counts. It's entertainment nonetheless. Really, it's a fascinating story. I won't tell you how it ends, but seriously, you don't want to know who's in that coffin.

I hear those cars flinging underwear are actually gang initiations, so you're probably a member now. All you have to do is show the bra around to every street gang you come across and when you find the one that doesn't kill you, you're in. I can't say how I know that.

And was "like, more than a friend" a DT reference? :)

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missnickers May 21 2006, 08:22:53 UTC
WHO WAS IN THE COFFIN?! I must know! You can't start a story like that and just stop! Y'know, I feel that I've let everyone down - if had I had been in my right mind, I would have insisted we go back and help the old lady with whatever wacky adventure she was surely on. Nothing spells good wholesome fun on a Saturday night like grave robbing! XD

Oh, I've heard about that gang! I believe they call themselves the Fruit of the Loom Posse. Nasty bunch. Showing your bra to this gang is their equivalent of a secret handshake. So, if showing my bra to random street thugs is what I must do, then who am I to question it? I don't see how anything bad could possibly come from this.

Of COURSE that was a DT reference! I love my coffee like Clara loves Jesus! Maybe even a little more... *gasp*

And you've really gone to town on your LJ since I last looked - it's lookin' good! :)

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rayluxuryacht May 21 2006, 16:49:47 UTC
WHO WAS IN THE COFFIN?! I must know! You can't start a story like that and just stop! Y'know, I feel that I've let everyone down - if had I had been in my right mind, I would have insisted we go back and help the old lady with whatever wacky adventure she was surely on. Nothing spells good wholesome fun on a Saturday night like grave robbing! XD

Why is it that the words "You don't want to know" are invariably met with the other person begging you to tell them? All right, if you MUST know... it was a mermaid. She was on her way to a slumber party when she was wiped out as part of a gang initiation. She was going to kick them in the shins and run away, but was impeded in both tasks by a lack of feet. (Now then, kids, let's count the inside jokes in that passage...)

Of COURSE that was a DT reference! I love my coffee like Clara loves Jesus! Maybe even a little more... *gasp*Based on the ongoing conversation, I was under the impression you and coffee were lovers. (Personally, I think you could do a lot better, but who am I to stand in ( ... )

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missnickers May 21 2006, 20:57:17 UTC
You can't say "You don't want to know" and expect me not to want to know! It's like saying "Don't take candy from strangers." Forbidden candy is always the sweetest & tastiest ( ... )

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timewanderer May 21 2006, 13:26:05 UTC
2. At dinner, K kept making fun of the Grandma Pirate.

::awestruck:: They do exist!


... )

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missnickers May 21 2006, 21:13:32 UTC
LOL, is that pirate granny someone you know or just some random lady dressed up?! But I guess someone aboard the ship has to bake pies and put bandaids on the other pirate's owwies. What do you think her pirate name would be?? One Hip Helga? :D

RE: Two men sleeping in one bed. See, you say it's perfectly reasonable for 2 male friends to share a bed in a hotel, whereas Max emailed us this morning and said there was no way in hell that he'd share a bed with a male friend (I believe his response was "HELL NO!" and went so far as to say he'd fight his friend for the bed). I don't know if it's a generational thing, or possibly Max is just not as secure in his sexuality...? But clearly there is s split in authority here.

We need a third male's point of view on this, to break the tie. If you are male and are reading this, would you share a bed with a fellow male friend in a hotel? Or would one of you opt to sleep on the floor?

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power12252 May 21 2006, 21:53:25 UTC
Okay, I'll make an exception. If it was Paul, it would be okay.

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missnickers May 21 2006, 22:04:31 UTC
Haha, okay so the rule is: No straight man will share a bed with another man unless one of those men happens to be Paul?

This whole thing makes me think of that scene from the movie "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles," where the two guys sleep in the same bed and wake up spooning.

"Where's your hand?"

"It's right here."

"Where's your *other* hand?"

"Between 2 pillows."

"THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"

*they both jump out of bed*

"Uh, you see that game last night???"

"Helluva game, helluva game!"

I love that movie.... ;)

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anonymous May 23 2006, 05:05:36 UTC
I'll answer your random question...

Two men will do no such thing if they are straight. ;)

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missnickers May 23 2006, 05:15:25 UTC
Aha, really? Do I know you, by chance, or you just a random guy reading my journal?

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rayluxuryacht May 23 2006, 07:03:21 UTC
Look out! It may be Xenu...

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missnickers May 23 2006, 10:02:14 UTC
Xenu, is that you?! I told you, we're through! You'll just have to accept that and find someone else to be your space bride. Now leave me alone - and that goes double for those pictures you keep sending!

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Re: Hey now! cllort May 27 2006, 01:16:33 UTC
A dance off, eh? Well, I shall not only dance, but I shall also sing...

Ahem..."I�m so excited...and I just can�t hide it! I�m so excited! I�m so....scared!"

running off to scarf some more caffiene pills so I can study for geometry.

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Re: Hey now! missnickers May 27 2006, 01:22:06 UTC
LOL I love how everyone knows that particular episode... is it sad that I used to have the biggest crush on Zack? Had his posters all over my walls and all... *ashamed*

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