I'm too fast. To give you a reference point, Somewhere between a snake & a mongoose. And a panther.

[missnickers]

Just to let you guys know I probably won't be online much for the next few days; got my Wills & Trusts final on Saturday and I REALLY need to study. It's deceptively tedius for a 4 week summer school class. Wish me luck! [Added bonus: if anyone wants to know how to avoid probate, I'm your go-to-girl!]

In other news, foxywriter and I have decided that we

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[planecrashdream]

You know, you should publish/post the footage when you're done. I think we'd all enjoy that.

[missnickers]

Oh, hell yeah I will! What's the fun of mocking your crazy neighbors if you can't share it with friends??

Here's a preview: "GET YO' ASS OUTTA BED!!"

[foxywriter]

I hope you have a video camera, unless you want to choriograph these to be no longer than 20 seconds and captured by my Elph!

Mmmm, I need a digital video camera sometime....

[missnickers]

I don't have one, but my parents do. My mom's new camera thing can record whatever lenght movies (so long as there's memory for it) in high def.

I say we get Little i to be one of the kids, and Mitch to play the repo man. XD

[anonymous]

Responding to your meme here... Although the fact that you have everyone's I.P. logged sort of takes away from the mystery of it all. ^_^

Nic, I, truly and honestly and heart-felt (and other things felt, too, for that matter) think you are one foxy li'l minx. A hot potato! A toothy tootsie! A hop and a skip to tasty town! I wouldn't mind takin' a bite out of-- *ahem* I mean... You're fun to be with and you always know how to make me laugh, but you're also kind and clever and have a really sweet ass. The whole package, as it were. (And baby, do I have a package for you...)

But putting your ass aside for the moment... My honest opinion of you is that you're funny, interesting, a really good friend -- and, yes, amazingly gorgeous.

[missnickers]

Hehe, oops, I guess I should have turned the IP log off for this post. In my own defense, I- well, I have no defense, I just completely forgot about that. *blush*

Now, the question is, do I do an IP search so that I can marry you and have your babies find out who said such nice things about me? ;)

[anonymous]

Ah, sadly I cannot have babies. What with my unitest-- oops... I mean, er...

[missnickers]

I would have thought all those radiation blasts would have made you sterile long before the testicle incident, but whatever you say. Don't worry, we'll find a way to procreate through some sort of medical process, as our genes MUST be passed on!

(I also partially blame myself... I shouldn't have kicked so hard :( )

[anonymous]

Hey Nicole. I just wanted to say I'm sorry for whatever I did that made you crumple me up and stuff me behind the couch. Was it because I came between you and Kristen? You’ll just have to accept that it’s over between us. She’s the one I really love. When I said I loved you, I was just full of hot air. She’s going to have all my inflatable children. Even if they turn out to be half human/half filled with air, like Paris Hilton. But I still want us to be friends. Especially on nights when she's away.

-Mitch

[missnickers]

Fine. Good. Go. I prefer flesh men anyway. I was only dating you for your newfound fame, and because I needed something to float on in the pool. If you will read above you will notice that I have found a new love, and he is twice the man that you are (literally, you're 3' and he's 6'). And you and Kristen can have your half human/half inflatable children; me and my new man are going to create a race of ultra-sexy babies (which may or may not have one testicle, we aren't sure yet) that will take over the world.

And I am not saying this just to make you jealous so that you'll take me back. You can be sure of that. OH GOD, TAKE ME BACK. Really.

[anonymous]

How come you didn't have a boyfriend until I told you I was only interested in you part time? You ARE trying to make me jealous! Fine, you win. Come back to me, and WE'LL have the ultra-sexy babies. They'll all have at least two testicles, possibly even three. I know this for a fact because I borrowed a bunch of steroids from a certain Barry B. (whose full name I must withhold to protect his anonymity). They'll be beautiful, superintelligent, and they'll break every home run record in the book. We'll sign all of them to Giants contracts and win every game! Now what's more important- taking over the world or winning the World Series?

[missnickers]

I won't lie, the temptation of sweeping the Series in the name of the Giants is very strong... As is the thought of mothering a bunch of little, inflatable, juiced-up Conans with three testicles.

But how do I know you'll be true to me this time and won't just cast me aside when someone else comes along like before? You know what they say: once a cheater, always a cheater. I can't go through that again! *sob*