New Story: repair anything sold, bought, or processed (Part 1/2)

[misspamela]

Oh my dear lord, it is DONE. Done like a done goddamned thing.

There are many people I need to thank: etben, j00j, and especially tzikeh for giving me Chicago details. (T provided me with the choicest info, as linked in the Author's Notes at the end of Part 2) femmequixotic read this sucker when it was still in pieces and whipped me into shape, and faymeadows read it when it was DONE

Comments

[jesusbandaids]

OH MY GOD.
CAPS LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I LOVE YOU.
*FROLICKS TO READ PART 2*

KISS KISS!

[neery]

OMG *screeches*

I was so sad just now that there were no more new Pete/Patrick fics for me to read, and then I found this! hooker AU! OMG! And I really need to be at university in an hour. I just don't think I have enough self-control to give higher priority to education than hooker AUs.

[ffwarqueen]

I absolutely LUV this story! <3 <3 <3

[natilathehun]

normally I take notes as I read something.

I am too busy SQUEALING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL to even begin to in this.

Holy shit.

[strengthofwill]

Well, I have an A level exam tomorrow..that I havent revised for. I'm reading this instead because it makes me happy!

[belladonnalin]

HAH.

Given that Joe had spent the week being “sneaky” and running away from Patrick, hunched over his cell phone, Patrick was profoundly unsurprised by the party that showed up at his house on Friday night.
Fuck, I've HAD this surprise party.

Dude, I love the Pete and Patrick dynamic and I wonder at the AU so far, because I can SEE this kind of fuckup.

Love.