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[misspouncellor]

[So, did you run out of toilet paper in the stall? Are you being forced to stand in front of your desk because your chair is gone? Maybe you're looking for printer paper. Have you seen your stapler?It is probably in the room the trolls are calling home for this little event. And it is probably part of a massive pile of THINGS. The computer chairs

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[jivitadana]

[So there's the computer monitor Minato was supposed to be... using? He wasn't quite sure if working meant anything productive, hence why he wasn't really... working. So no third-quarter projection analysis spreadsheets? Oh, well, said monitor was most likely at a better use in that pile of stuff than it was doing nothing in a cubicle. He had walked by the room and noticed her there with everything else.]

Nepeta?

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[misspouncellor]

[Nepeta peers into the hallway and waves at Minato, a big mound of the sandwich stuffed in her cheek like a hamster.]

Hi Mmm-nah-do! [She swallows, and giggles.] Oops! Teehee!

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[jivitadana]

[Minato smiled, nodding in return as she waved. It looked as though she could still see and hear him like normal.]

Hi. What did your sandwich sound like?

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[misspouncellor]

A fancifur symphony of victory! The meowlody of the roast beast, the red squishy fruit slices backing it up, and the crisp plant leaf was the beat. It tasted good too!

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[epiccombo]

[Puck's been wandering through the mansion slash office building, getting used to using his hands as a replacement for his eyes. It's weird, it makes no sense, but it works and it keeps Puck from walking into things.

People, on the other hand... He's not so good at that. But in any case, he walks into a room, and is promptly greeted by the sound of someone ripping apart a sandwich. Except he can't see her or the sandwich so all he hears is ripping noises.]

Uh... Hello?

[He could easily figure out what's going on by moving over and touching whoever is in the room, but that's creepy and weird so there's no way he's doing that.]

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[misspouncellor]

Heeeey! I remember you! You're the human who looks like Tavros!

[The sound of her jumping from the chair and sliding down the pile of noisy plastic and metal office items can be heard as she approaches Puck.]

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[epiccombo]

[Oh, now he vaguely remembers who this is. She's one of the people who talked to him when he first arrived.]

Yeah. That's me.

[He reaches out to touch the nearest item, which happens to be a desk. This allows him to see a little of the room they're in, but it doesn't tell him what Nepeta's up to, so he asks:]

What're you doing anyway?

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[misspouncellor]

I am on a lunch break! Not that I was doing anything impurrtant before except playing on the internet.

Did you come to sit on the pile?

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[turn4bout]

[ Terezi's somewhere in the middle of the pile, triumphantly gathering red staplers around her as a throne. It takes her a few moments to realize it's only her and Nepeta in the room right now (due to the vast array of highlighter smells and office supplies).

Oh.

Conversation between the two of them needs to happen. Especially considering their conflicts from the last event. ]

Hey, Nepeta! How's the sandwich feast?

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[misspouncellor]

[So that's where that softly playing dramatic theme is coming from. She spins in the chair and eyes Terezi, her energetic nomming slowing to a hesitant chew.]

Umm...

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[turn4bout]

Finish it.

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[misspouncellor]

[She swallows, then speaks in a somewhat timid and dejected voice.] It's purrfect. I'm purrfect too!

[aquarium_tipper]

[Oh look, another random time during the event where a troll returns to their room.

Sollux looks at the pile. He looks at Nepeta then back to the pile. This has nothing to do with an Old Spice parody really.]

TA ith wondering now, tho he'th going tu athk AThee. He athkth her:

Where the hell did my beeth go?

[misspouncellor]

AC welcomes TA to the purrfect pile of workstuffs and lunch and feelings! However, she is not sure where the bees have disappeared to! She replies:

The door was open when I came back. Maybe one of the humans took them?

[aquarium_tipper]

Tthit, I'm going tu get in trouble for that. Tho I'm jutht going tu hope they're at the bottom of thtack mountain or thomething.

I mean, fuck. He thayth all that. I guethh. He altho athkth how thhe'th been holding up the rethpiteblock.

[misspouncellor]

I hope there's enough space for them in the pile. I don't want to squish them. [Do not want angry bees.]

She paws at her chin thoughtfurry as she recalls the events inside the respiteblock...it has been pretty boring. Kind of like being back in the Veil, but we can't paint on the walls.

[forevercapslock]

[Fuck yessss he finally escaped from the stairs.]

...Good. The bees are gone.

Sorry. I mean beeth.

[misspouncellor]

Hi Karkat! Do you need another fast and furrious office chair ride?

[forevercapslock]

I'm good. I don't need to mess with the stairs again for awhile.

[He comes over and starts to climb up the pile of shitty office supplies.]

What is up with trolls and hoarding shit in piles, I swear to god.

[misspouncellor]

All this stuff looked impurrtant and there was lots of it! Plus it was funny to see the humans wonder where it all went! But they didn't even try to look fur it. They just stood around and whined like grubs.