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Thirteen random things you like:
01) sleeping.
02) eating turkey meat.
03) issuing death threats.
04) talking about pussy.
05) drinking every time i am bored.
06) dance party usa.
07) making an ass of myself.
08) roadside attractions.
09) people who speak with fake accents.
10) being nocturnal.
11) cigarettes.
12) the fucking kool-aid man.
13) DONKEY SHOWS!
Twelve movies:
01) death race 2000
02) indiana jones trilogy
03) ghostbusters 1 and 2
04) back to the future trilogy
05) mean girls
06) bill and ted's excellent adventure and bogus journey
07) muppet family christmas
08) crossroads
09) pee wee's big adventure
10) anything with the olsen twins.
11) anything with zombies.
12) sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band.
Eleven good bands/artists:
01) nmh
02) echo and the bunnymen
03) modest mouse
04) the jesus and mary chain
05) hefner
07) the smiths
08) paul simon vs. paul mccartney
09) phil collins vs. peter gabriel
10) the books
11) clinton, i swear.
Ten things about you...physically:
01) freckles
02) black hair
03) short
04) big boobs
05) gimp leg
06) the ears
07) scaly alligator skin disease on my shoulders
08) heat rash
09) lots of half picked scabs
10) and a pussy that tastes like cocaine.
Nine good friends:
01) terr
02) definitely not sara
03) definitely not jamie
04) mickle
05) powell
06) owen
07) shayne
08) dayna
09) ben?
Eight favorite foods/drinks:
01) chick nugs
02) bacon
03) turkey meat
04) pizza
05) cheese, any cheese
06) beer. cheap beer.
07) sprite
08) rice
Seven things you wear daily:
01) bra
02) panties
03) nkotb t-shirt
04) skirts or jeans
05) chucks or pumas
06) not deodorant
07) this damn rubber thing on my leg.
Six things that annoy you:
01) people saying they will call you and then never fucking do.
02) running out of cigarettes.
03) bitches in short shorts
04) dawson's creek style drama
05) chapped lips
06) limping
Five things you touch everyday:
01) myself, ya know
02) this keyboard
03) cigarettes and a lighter
04) crutches
05) my bed
Four shows you watch:
01) hours upon hours of pop videos
02) law and order
03) strangers with candy
04) if i could, northern exposure
Three places you go regularly:
01) upstairs
02) to bed
03) to work
Two of your favorite books:
01) prince william, pocket romeo
02) breakfast of champions or skinny legs and all.
One person you want to see right now:
01) you know who you are.