Nemo Haikus For East Coast Friends

Please be safe and warm
Make the cats sit on your lap
And drink lots of tea

If you don't have cats
Maybe pile blankets on you
Crank heat to 80

Blizzards suck a lot
Inside cozy house is best
Hibernate through it

Hope power stays on
So you can enjoy time off
Netflix marathon

Hello Ms Sizemore,

I'm so glad you contacted us!

The Monster High CAM Torso 5 Pack you’re looking for is really popular! It is sold out at the moment. We do expect that more will be available soon.

Please keep checking back with us. We can keep you up to date.

Thank you,

Robin S.
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A dear oekaki friend, Cari, passed away on October 14th. calliopeoracle was kind enough to let me know. I'm truly thankful she told me. I rarely check on fearsome anymore, so I probably wouldn't have known for months otherwise ( Read more... )

Glinda idea scrapped. Maybe next year.

I AM LUMPY SPACE WITCH

(that is, a witch/magical girl with a purple theme)

Ugh. Looking for a reasonably priced fat girl dress to turn into a costume is fucking impossible. One place's 2x is another's 6x, sometimes shipping costs more that the dress, or it would take more than the dress cost in accessories and modifications to make it resemble what I want.

FUCK EVERYTHING

I JUST WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE GLINDA FOR ONE DAY

Drink a beer - heartburn ( Read more... )

Got a collection notice from Avenue credit card. Yeah ok, I'll call to make arrangements for small payments or something. I'm glad it's closed. I never expected to actually GET a credit card and shouldn't have used it in the first place. Avenue changed to juniors sizing RIGHT when I got it, so by the time I was actually able to buy anything I ( Read more... )

My mystery bags showed up today!


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We had REALLY HORRIBLE weather front come in on Friday. Now, I am mostly used to horrible storms; I live in the sort-of-flatlands now, there are going to be scary winds and tornado sirens and stuff. What I was not prepared for was sheets of blinding rain, egg-sized hail, nearly black and brown skies, and sideways trees. Nor was I prepared for the ( Read more... )

I really like this brand of candles we sell at the warehouse.

Here is what I wrote:
"I work in a warehouse that sells your products...*various praises because seriously they are nice candles*...I know that it's discontinued, but we received a single Baby Beehive of a scent called Honey Bee Mine, and I love it! Is there any chance a scent ( Read more... )