25 Things I've Learned From BSG - Season 4 Edition
It's picspam time! This is a picspam of 25 things I've learned from BSG - The Season 4 edition. Hope you enjoy!
Considerable spoilers from all of season 4 and from Daybreak below! And all caps from black-celebration.net.
1. Excessive drinking is a good way to demonstrate your mental anguish to others. Barfing in an alley really puts you over the top. Angry drunken painting is also a good way to go.
2. Pigeons are really mystical angels sent to Earth/Fake Earth/Caprica/Kobol/Planet of Choice to guide us after we have gone on a drinking bender due to the mental anguish
3. We're all Cylons and we're all Human. Just plug in Cylons and Humans for Ebony and Ivory and you get the gist
4. Those piano lessons you took as a kid are gonna pay off in spades one day
5. So is that farming experience you got as a kid.
6. If you and your friends both get the same song stuck in your head at the same time, congratulations! You are something special: either super secret original recipe cylons, an angel, or a super special hybrid.
7. The couple that plays together stays together ... for thousands of years.
8. If you have a special destiny, congratulations! You will suffer trials, tribulations, and death (kinda, sorta), not necessarily in that order.
Dead
Not dead!
Dead and Not Dead
Trials, Tribulations, check
Dead but not yet gone
Dead and gone, for reals this time
9. Always save drawings your kid makes for you - it could totally have mystical powers!
10. Anyone can become president - if its the apocalypse and there is practically no one left alive and then you settle on a planet with cavemen and the whole government thing is moot anyway. Point is, it's your time to shine! Reach for the stars!
I'm as confused about it as you are dudes.
11. If you are required to take a lie detector test for a job, storm out in an angry huff! No job is worth that, even that bitchin job at that one Super Cool Spy Agency. You know the one.
12. Technology is bad, very bad, mmkay.
So says this dude at least
13. Never ever put all your eggs in one basket and always have a backup plan - see disappointment over earth.
Ouch
Double ouch! Oh, show, you kill me, you really do.
14. Always double check to make sure your recently deceased/murdered significant other/spouse is really really most sincerely dead before moving on with someone else and/or knocking them up. It prevents awkwardness later.
Dead - sadness.
Psych! Super Secret Original Recipe Cylon reveal!
Awkward!
15. Don't be a mutineer. It's just bad form and you will likely get what's coming to you (hint: starts with a "d" ends in "th")
16. Become a doctor! Your services will become invaluable and you will not be sent on what are very likely suicide missions
17. If you are having wacky visions involving opera houses do not be alarmed. Objects and events in such visions are in reality less majestic than they appear. Objects and events in such visions are also extremely, extremely literal. Really.
18. Love can come and go, but bromances are eternal
19. Family reunions are always super awkward. Especially when shootings, resurrections, sex, baby daddy scandals, murder, and the destruction of humanity are involved
20. If you ex comes back with a sob story and some really bittersweet reminiscing/projections at least do a background check before helping them bust out of jail. Failure to do so may result in baby-napping, guilt, jail time, desire to become a hermit.
21. If you have something you really need to get off your chest, try to avoid telling a narcissistic, self-absorbed punk cause he will totally out you in a very public setting and it will be way, way awkward.
22. Don't smoke all your weed at once - save some for later!
23. It's not really a good strategy to give your mortal enemies the ability to become immortal and then make them pinky swear to leave you alone.
24. If you are married to an identical twin/cylon, be sure to have some way to tell them apart. Really.
25. Denial is a perfectly acceptable coping mechanism. (Laura went to the store).
Thanks for reading!
Considerable spoilers from all of season 4 and from Daybreak below! And all caps from black-celebration.net.
1. Excessive drinking is a good way to demonstrate your mental anguish to others. Barfing in an alley really puts you over the top. Angry drunken painting is also a good way to go.
2. Pigeons are really mystical angels sent to Earth/Fake Earth/Caprica/Kobol/Planet of Choice to guide us after we have gone on a drinking bender due to the mental anguish
3. We're all Cylons and we're all Human. Just plug in Cylons and Humans for Ebony and Ivory and you get the gist
4. Those piano lessons you took as a kid are gonna pay off in spades one day
5. So is that farming experience you got as a kid.
6. If you and your friends both get the same song stuck in your head at the same time, congratulations! You are something special: either super secret original recipe cylons, an angel, or a super special hybrid.
7. The couple that plays together stays together ... for thousands of years.
8. If you have a special destiny, congratulations! You will suffer trials, tribulations, and death (kinda, sorta), not necessarily in that order.
Dead
Not dead!
Dead and Not Dead
Trials, Tribulations, check
Dead but not yet gone
Dead and gone, for reals this time
9. Always save drawings your kid makes for you - it could totally have mystical powers!
10. Anyone can become president - if its the apocalypse and there is practically no one left alive and then you settle on a planet with cavemen and the whole government thing is moot anyway. Point is, it's your time to shine! Reach for the stars!
I'm as confused about it as you are dudes.
11. If you are required to take a lie detector test for a job, storm out in an angry huff! No job is worth that, even that bitchin job at that one Super Cool Spy Agency. You know the one.
12. Technology is bad, very bad, mmkay.
So says this dude at least
13. Never ever put all your eggs in one basket and always have a backup plan - see disappointment over earth.
Ouch
Double ouch! Oh, show, you kill me, you really do.
14. Always double check to make sure your recently deceased/murdered significant other/spouse is really really most sincerely dead before moving on with someone else and/or knocking them up. It prevents awkwardness later.
Dead - sadness.
Psych! Super Secret Original Recipe Cylon reveal!
Awkward!
15. Don't be a mutineer. It's just bad form and you will likely get what's coming to you (hint: starts with a "d" ends in "th")
16. Become a doctor! Your services will become invaluable and you will not be sent on what are very likely suicide missions
17. If you are having wacky visions involving opera houses do not be alarmed. Objects and events in such visions are in reality less majestic than they appear. Objects and events in such visions are also extremely, extremely literal. Really.
18. Love can come and go, but bromances are eternal
19. Family reunions are always super awkward. Especially when shootings, resurrections, sex, baby daddy scandals, murder, and the destruction of humanity are involved
20. If you ex comes back with a sob story and some really bittersweet reminiscing/projections at least do a background check before helping them bust out of jail. Failure to do so may result in baby-napping, guilt, jail time, desire to become a hermit.
21. If you have something you really need to get off your chest, try to avoid telling a narcissistic, self-absorbed punk cause he will totally out you in a very public setting and it will be way, way awkward.
22. Don't smoke all your weed at once - save some for later!
23. It's not really a good strategy to give your mortal enemies the ability to become immortal and then make them pinky swear to leave you alone.
24. If you are married to an identical twin/cylon, be sure to have some way to tell them apart. Really.
25. Denial is a perfectly acceptable coping mechanism. (Laura went to the store).
Thanks for reading!