SG1 Picspam: The One Where Jolinar Pays a Visit

[misstaggart]

Greetings all! So, I'm sure we've all always wondered what Sam was thinking during In the Line of Duty. *crickets* Well, maybe just me then. Anywho, I decided that the world needed some picspam action of what Sam and Jolinar discussed during their quality time together. Trufax. Also featuring - Hammond and Janet being super cool, a cameo by

Comments

[dback612]

Oh man, this was fantastic! Laughed through the whole thing! Thanks for putting that together!

[amilyn]

That was hilarious and deeply awesome.

[misswelles]

OMG this is amazing! I just nearly spat my drink out cuz I was laughing so much! Note to self: do not try to drink milk whilst reading this!

Love the 50 part plan, and the bets, and Hammond in on the bets.

I wanna read more!

[thothmes]

Thanks for the (many) laughs.

Well, of course Teal'c won the pool. Because:

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Teal'c: O'Neill! Tau'ri are not subtle. You have a sekrit plan. Show it to me.

Jack: What plan?

Teal'c: [Raises silent eyebrow of interrogation which no mere human can withstand]

Jack: Way to emasculate me, buddy! Oh, alright. But read number 2 first. [Hands over paper with handwritten Master Plan. He does not hand over the spreadsheets. Jack is heroic and better than other humans at resisting interrogation.]

Teal'c: [Reads] "Warn Teal'c of eight year projected time frame for completion of plan, and demand a cut of the profits. A sufficient cut would pay for a pretty nice engagement ring, and would be worth it because it will save Teal'c work. Teal'c is sure figure it out on his own, but if he had to do all that extra work he might get pissy. Teal'c is Big. Pissy Teal'c would be Bad." [Eyebrow] You have indeed saved me much unnecessary sleuthing. I will honor this arrangement. There will be sufficient for my