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Well, here are my anonymous letters from 2007. Many letters can be applied to mulitple people, and just for the hell of it, some apply to no people, but they sure do add scandal.
Dear #1,
God damn it. Why are you so damned attractive? Life would be far, far easier if you weren't so good-looking and so very, very good. I want you, monumentally, but that can't happen, right? God damn that fact.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #2,
That was a mistake. No, it wasn't even a mistake; it was more of a loss of consciousness and awareness, like you get from, oh, say, being drunk off your tits? I'm sorry if I led you on. I have a problem.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #3,
The more I think about it, the bigger I realize just how badly I fuck up and how poor of a friend I can be. I'm so sorry.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #4,
Your life is way too fucked up for someone as good as you are. I hope the new year brings you better luck, hope, and happiness beyond measure.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #5,
You're lovely and fun, and I learned a lot, and it was perfect. Thanks very much.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #6,
You must eat so many lemons 'cause you are so bitter, and I'd rather be with your friends, mate, 'cause they are much fitter. I don't want to look at your face 'cause it's making me sick. You've gone and got sick on my trainers! I only got these yesterday! Oh my gosh, I cannot be bothered with this. Dear God, I hope I'm not stuck with this one.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #7,
Don't.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #8,
We've been through a lot, eh? Thanks for sticking by me through it all, despite my insanity (though you're a bit nuts, too, no?) I hope this friendship continues on for aeons and aeons.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #9,
I have one long German word for you: S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E. I am so glad I'm not you.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #10,
It's been such a short time, but gosh, I love you so much, and I miss you so much.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #1,
God damn it. Why are you so damned attractive? Life would be far, far easier if you weren't so good-looking and so very, very good. I want you, monumentally, but that can't happen, right? God damn that fact.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #2,
That was a mistake. No, it wasn't even a mistake; it was more of a loss of consciousness and awareness, like you get from, oh, say, being drunk off your tits? I'm sorry if I led you on. I have a problem.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #3,
The more I think about it, the bigger I realize just how badly I fuck up and how poor of a friend I can be. I'm so sorry.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #4,
Your life is way too fucked up for someone as good as you are. I hope the new year brings you better luck, hope, and happiness beyond measure.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #5,
You're lovely and fun, and I learned a lot, and it was perfect. Thanks very much.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #6,
You must eat so many lemons 'cause you are so bitter, and I'd rather be with your friends, mate, 'cause they are much fitter. I don't want to look at your face 'cause it's making me sick. You've gone and got sick on my trainers! I only got these yesterday! Oh my gosh, I cannot be bothered with this. Dear God, I hope I'm not stuck with this one.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #7,
Don't.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #8,
We've been through a lot, eh? Thanks for sticking by me through it all, despite my insanity (though you're a bit nuts, too, no?) I hope this friendship continues on for aeons and aeons.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #9,
I have one long German word for you: S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E. I am so glad I'm not you.
Love,
Lucie
Dear #10,
It's been such a short time, but gosh, I love you so much, and I miss you so much.
Love,
Lucie