Things to do sophomore year:
1. Only smoke when around other people who are smoking.
2. Choreograph a burlesque routine to "Love and Truth" (delicious song) and/or "Clair de Lune" (irony, much?).
3. Miss as few classes as possible: no more than 2 a semester, aside from sickness (real sickness, not a sore throat
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