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[missvolgirl]

Hey guys guess what?!

my mom thinks i'm a fucking whore.

apparently to her i'm not a virgin, and will need to go on birth control.

she has fucking flipped her lid.

I'm skipping matthews alive to go to the game.

Comments

[jason_the_great]

I can only guess what you did, and all of my guesses make me very disappointed. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, though.

[missvolgirl]

I have no freakin idea why the fuck she thinks this..