natural born KILLER

[missxautomaton]

I JUST KILLED THE LARGEST HOUSEHOLD ALIEN KNOWN TO MAN.  IT WAS RIDICULOUS!  VICIOUS!  AND 3 FEET (inches) LONG!  WITH A TAIL LIKE A SCORPION AND ANTLERS LIKE A REINDEER!  ladies and gentelmen, watch out!  there is a new alien in town... was... its dead now.  but JUST BE GLAD THAT IT WAS KILLED BEFORE IT COULD PRODUCE SPAWN!  THE HORROR THE HORROR

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[flarfmaster]

I love the movie Natural Born Killers.
it ownzzzzzzzzzz

OMFGZZZZZZZ I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS.
YAY4SECRETS!

[missxautomaton]

OMFGZZZZZZZ SECRETS! secrets rock! especially when they GET OUT (EH, EH!!)

[flarfmaster]

agreed.
i want to tell jeez.

i'm hungry.
I'm stealing cookies from the batch my mommy &I made.

I guess that wouldn't be stealing, would it?

[missxautomaton]

ha ha, no im afraid not. so it was sami who stole th cookies from the cookie jar. eman needs to get online immediately!!!!!!! my girl likes to party all the time!

[iheartnerds87]

*incredibly confused look*

[missxautomaton]

remember: you saw NOTHING.

[iheartnerds87]

if by nothing you mean something, then yes.

[conanaholic]

oh boy.

[missxautomaton]

you're telling me.

[mediagadfly]

i get it

[flarfmaster]

Dear Kay,
you're gone.
I'm here.
LOVE, SAMI.