The Boondocks S3 EP5 - Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy
Small synopsis.
Due to pure laziness.
So yeah.
*Starts off with a dream sequence. Tom, Sarah, Jasmine, Granddad, Riley, and Huey were getting ready to enjoy an afternoon together when Stinkmeaner, the man Granddad killed in season 1 came back in duplicates. Everyone except Granddad died in the dream. And he made it known when he woke up from the dream and told Huey and Riley that they died and he lived.
--OPENING--
*Another chapter with the Nigga moment has been brought to our attention. This one involving an entourage. And thus leading to...
Nigga moment + Nigga synthesis = COMPLETE DISASTER
*Well Stinkmeaner, even after death has a fucking crew. Two old crone males and one female. They whooped Uncle Ruckus's ass.
*Two of the crew members went to Riley and Huey's school and asked for them personally to come out of class, claiming they are their Aunt and Uncle. Huey doesn't trust this shit and they left school. And they got trapped. And so they got into a huge fight and ended up getting their ass kicked by these old fools. But got stopped because of the school bell. Too many witnesses.
*Meanwhile, Granddad is getting his ass kicked by one of the other members.
--COMMERCIAL--
...before they go back, they do an RIP for Gary Coleman. It's weird with Adult Swim, whenever a black celebrity dies, they always do an RIP during The Boondocks. I remember when they did it for Richard Pryor a couple of years ago during a Boondocks episode.
*The Freeman's hire Boushido Brown. Oprah's security from the first season makes another appearance.
*For his services, he costs a pretty penny and are making Granddad broke in a matter of days. So he lets Brown go. Second that happens, the entourage comes. Bad timing. But Brown was convinced to stay and fight them.
*Bad idea. Because that ended up with Boushido Brown getting his head sliced the fuck off.
Nigga moment + Nigga synthesis = COMPLETE FUCKING DISASTER
*Oh shit, they gonna die! Huey and Granddad beg for some kind of sanity. Plead.
*They don't give a shit about Stinkmeaner. They don't need a reason to fuck shit up, they niggas!
*The police arrive.
"Oh thank God for the police...I mean, who snitched? Who called the Po-po?" - Riley
*There's only one way to end a nigga moment...JAIL. The entourage is in jail. Peace.
-----
So the moral of today's episode is the way to end a nigga moment is not to fight back. Not to take on a vendetta. It's call the police and send his stupid ass in jail. Great lesson for all to learn. Well folks, Stinkmeaner is still dead and yet he's coming out with more hits than Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. go figure.
Next week, we see Riley with this big boy with a gun. What'll happen with this shit? Find out next time.
Due to pure laziness.
So yeah.
*Starts off with a dream sequence. Tom, Sarah, Jasmine, Granddad, Riley, and Huey were getting ready to enjoy an afternoon together when Stinkmeaner, the man Granddad killed in season 1 came back in duplicates. Everyone except Granddad died in the dream. And he made it known when he woke up from the dream and told Huey and Riley that they died and he lived.
--OPENING--
*Another chapter with the Nigga moment has been brought to our attention. This one involving an entourage. And thus leading to...
Nigga moment + Nigga synthesis = COMPLETE DISASTER
*Well Stinkmeaner, even after death has a fucking crew. Two old crone males and one female. They whooped Uncle Ruckus's ass.
*Two of the crew members went to Riley and Huey's school and asked for them personally to come out of class, claiming they are their Aunt and Uncle. Huey doesn't trust this shit and they left school. And they got trapped. And so they got into a huge fight and ended up getting their ass kicked by these old fools. But got stopped because of the school bell. Too many witnesses.
*Meanwhile, Granddad is getting his ass kicked by one of the other members.
--COMMERCIAL--
...before they go back, they do an RIP for Gary Coleman. It's weird with Adult Swim, whenever a black celebrity dies, they always do an RIP during The Boondocks. I remember when they did it for Richard Pryor a couple of years ago during a Boondocks episode.
*The Freeman's hire Boushido Brown. Oprah's security from the first season makes another appearance.
*For his services, he costs a pretty penny and are making Granddad broke in a matter of days. So he lets Brown go. Second that happens, the entourage comes. Bad timing. But Brown was convinced to stay and fight them.
*Bad idea. Because that ended up with Boushido Brown getting his head sliced the fuck off.
Nigga moment + Nigga synthesis = COMPLETE FUCKING DISASTER
*Oh shit, they gonna die! Huey and Granddad beg for some kind of sanity. Plead.
*They don't give a shit about Stinkmeaner. They don't need a reason to fuck shit up, they niggas!
*The police arrive.
"Oh thank God for the police...I mean, who snitched? Who called the Po-po?" - Riley
*There's only one way to end a nigga moment...JAIL. The entourage is in jail. Peace.
-----
So the moral of today's episode is the way to end a nigga moment is not to fight back. Not to take on a vendetta. It's call the police and send his stupid ass in jail. Great lesson for all to learn. Well folks, Stinkmeaner is still dead and yet he's coming out with more hits than Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. go figure.
Next week, we see Riley with this big boy with a gun. What'll happen with this shit? Find out next time.