The Boondocks S3 EP10 - The Story of Lando Freeman
Short synopsis due to feeling sore.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Happy 5th of July *shot*.
Special Guests include Samuel L. Jackson and Billy Dee Williams
--OPENING--
*Lately Ruckus has been shafting Granddad on yard work by taking work from white folks. So Granddad puts Huey to work.
*A man comes to the door and offers to do yard work for next to nothing. He's hella professional.
*His name is Lando. He and Granddad hits it off fast and go to the tit bar together.
*Lando reveals that he could be the illegitimate son of Granddad. Granddad denies anything and everything.
*Lando is loved by the rest of the neighborhood including Tom and even Gin Rummy.
*Granddad gets advice from Gin Rummy on how to get rid of Lando. Rummy offers killing him...numerous times. And then offers them to go on the Steve Wilkos show for a paternity test.
*Paternity Test returns. Granddad IS THE FATHER OF LANDO!
*Everyone shuns Robert for being the stupid father to Lando. Lando doesn't care as long as he gets a father.
*Lando stays at the house. Lives in the boys room. He snores. Wakes up with morning wood...disturbs the boys.
*Granddad returns to Gin Rummy on more advice. Lando is there. Rummy still offers to kill him. Shoot him in the head. Granddad was able to back him down from that idea. But to get to know each other.
*They start bonding.
*Ruckus rides around the neighborhood and notices all the houses touched up by Lando and gets in a fight with him. Granddad stands up for Lando and what he's doing.
*Huey does some research on the Steve Wilkos show. The producers are able to reverse and redo anything said on the program.
*Huey calls the hotline to get the real paternity test. Granddad is NOT the father.
*Lando leaves in search of his real father but is grateful to Granddad.
*Once Lando leaves, Billy Dee Williams comes on and says he saw Granddad and Lando on the show and reveals he's Lando's real father. The girl whom Granddad was with had sex with Billy Dee at the same time too. How funny.
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Interesting episode. Granddad, to avoid this stupid shit, take the paternity tests to Maury. His are accurate and they do the truth...to my knowledge. But television can lie.
Next week: Granddad meets a young girl and they hook up for a date. Huey and Riley are taking precaution in case this turns into another Luna case. This girl is cute.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
Happy 5th of July *shot*.
Special Guests include Samuel L. Jackson and Billy Dee Williams
--OPENING--
*Lately Ruckus has been shafting Granddad on yard work by taking work from white folks. So Granddad puts Huey to work.
*A man comes to the door and offers to do yard work for next to nothing. He's hella professional.
*His name is Lando. He and Granddad hits it off fast and go to the tit bar together.
*Lando reveals that he could be the illegitimate son of Granddad. Granddad denies anything and everything.
*Lando is loved by the rest of the neighborhood including Tom and even Gin Rummy.
*Granddad gets advice from Gin Rummy on how to get rid of Lando. Rummy offers killing him...numerous times. And then offers them to go on the Steve Wilkos show for a paternity test.
*Paternity Test returns. Granddad IS THE FATHER OF LANDO!
*Everyone shuns Robert for being the stupid father to Lando. Lando doesn't care as long as he gets a father.
*Lando stays at the house. Lives in the boys room. He snores. Wakes up with morning wood...disturbs the boys.
*Granddad returns to Gin Rummy on more advice. Lando is there. Rummy still offers to kill him. Shoot him in the head. Granddad was able to back him down from that idea. But to get to know each other.
*They start bonding.
*Ruckus rides around the neighborhood and notices all the houses touched up by Lando and gets in a fight with him. Granddad stands up for Lando and what he's doing.
*Huey does some research on the Steve Wilkos show. The producers are able to reverse and redo anything said on the program.
*Huey calls the hotline to get the real paternity test. Granddad is NOT the father.
*Lando leaves in search of his real father but is grateful to Granddad.
*Once Lando leaves, Billy Dee Williams comes on and says he saw Granddad and Lando on the show and reveals he's Lando's real father. The girl whom Granddad was with had sex with Billy Dee at the same time too. How funny.
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Interesting episode. Granddad, to avoid this stupid shit, take the paternity tests to Maury. His are accurate and they do the truth...to my knowledge. But television can lie.
Next week: Granddad meets a young girl and they hook up for a date. Huey and Riley are taking precaution in case this turns into another Luna case. This girl is cute.