A Very Muppet Supernatural
Today's episode is brought to you by the letters C and W. Also the letters H, O, T, T, A, S and S.
And the number 69.
The Winchesters were a normal family of muppets living on Sesame Street in Lawrence, Kansas.
Until one fateful night...
Mary Winchester was barbecued to death on the ceiling. mmm BBQ pork...
Obsessed with finding Mary's killer, John took his sons Dean and Sam on the road. Sort of like Muppets on Ice but with less skating.
They hunted all manner of evil, unnatural creatures. The stuff of children's television nightmares.
Although they still found time for the usual hijinks of youth.
But Sam didn't want to be a hunter, he buried himself in his books. He knew there were somethings he could only experience at College. Dean didn't take this well.
Sam: I'm going to Stanford Dean
Dean: I can't hear you Sam, I've got a banana in my ear.
While at College, Sam met Jess. Who, yes, looked remarkably like his mother. These boys have psycho-sexual issues up the wazoo.
Unfortunately Mary and Jess had other things in common.
Someone who had cookies plans for Sam and all the muppets like him.
So Sam joined Dean in the family business...
Saving people...
Hunting things...
Learning to be brothers again. In a very special, naked way.
But then Sam started having visions...
The boys found John again, but so the Yellow-Eyed Cookie Monster possessed him and made him SEXY!
The overload of Daddy issues nearly killed Dean...
So John swapped his soul and a box of double choc chip cookies to the YECM for Dean's life.
And so Sam and Dean burnt John's body. The Winchesters love a BBQ.
They found a friend in Bobby the Grouch, a seasoned hunter.
They kept saving people...
And hunting things...
and having gay incestuous sex in quirkily decorated motel rooms.
But then Sam was possessed ...
and Dean ended up in an alternate reality where Mary made him a sandwich.
Then the YECM appeared and revealed his recipe for Sam and all the muppets like him...
AND SAM WAS KILLED!!!!!
So Dean summoned the Crossroads Pig, who gave Sam life...
and Dean one year to live.
But at least Dean and Sam killed the Cookie Monster that killed their mom.
With a year to live all Dean wanted to do was kill some evil sons of bitches..
eat lots of cheeseburgers and have lots of sex. With Sam.
But eventually the big hand and the little hand on the clock both pointed to 12 and the hellhound came for Dean
and took Dean to Hell!!!!!
OH NOES!!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN SEASON FOUR????
Don't forget the Season Three DVD coming soon.
with apologies to Eric Kripke, Jim Henson and all your childhood memories.