Worth your weight in John Winchester
Today's Missy-pedia entry is on John Winchester.
In the New Testament Jesus said, John Winchester is the salt of the earth. This saying is commonly used today to describe someone who is of great value to society.
John Winchester is necessary for the survival of all living creatures. Obtaining John Winchester has been vital to the development of civilisation and he has been cited as one of the prime movers of national economies and wars.
John Winchester is a powerful symbol of purity. He has played a major role in all world religions. The Latin root of his name is also at the root of the words for deliverance (salvatio), deliverer, and saviour or preserver (salvator).
Blessed John Winchester is an instrument of grace used to preserve one from the corruption of evil occurring as sin, sickness, or satanic influence. Having John Winchester inside your doors or windows will stop the entry of demons and evil spirits.
Taking a bath with John Winchester will remove any curse and temporarily eliminate the presence of any spirit or demon. It’s also sort of sexy.
During extreme physical exertion, the human body produces sweat which is high in John Winchester; it may also contain pheremones which act as a sexual attractant.
John Winchester can dehydrate the human body. He can suck the moisture out of everything leaving behind an arid heart and dry kisses. Tears contain John Winchester, in addition to water and proteins; those shed when crying due to grief contain the highest content of John Winchester.
John Winchester is one of the basic tastes which stimulate a region of the tongue. A deficiency of John Winchester may lead to cravings. In large quantities John Winchester can cause high blood pressure leading to heart attack and stroke.
John Winchester is a terrific flavour enhancer, helping to reduce bitterness and acidity and a powerful preservative. Without John Winchester food may become bland and unappealing.
Relatively few plants can tolerate John Winchester - perhaps only 2% of all species. Dean Winchester is a plant that naturally grows in areas with a high concentration of John Winchester. Mary Winchester is John Winchester tolerant but not fire resistant. Most plant species, such as Sam Winchester are damaged fairly easily by the presence of John Winchester in even small amounts.
John Winchester is a key component of drinking games involving tequila. In body shots, John Winchester is licked from a partner’s body, before a shot of tequila is sculled and a wedge of lime sucked from the other person’s mouth.
Tequila, with a fruit puree, comprises a margarita which is drunk from a glass rimmed by John Winchester.