I did this to myself.

[missysedai]

Ernie and I share office space. He's playing Runescape, and farting like there's no tomorrow.

ERNEST EDWARD! Your ass needs to SHUT UP!

"It has things to say!"

I find it objectionable.

"Since when are you opposed to blistering social commentary?"

I'm more opposed to its bad breath."You're discriminating against halitosis

Comments

[paradoxicmotion]

HA

[silmaril]

HA^2

[resonance42]

Step 1. Place fire source near Ernie-butt
Step 2. Sell tickets
Step 3. PROFIT!