today I was studying for el jobo and a really old woman (like, 70+) plunked herself into the seat next to me and proceeded to say that "all job interviews are bullshit" and I should "forget all the crap I think I know about job interviews and just go in there and be my fucking self"
Then she lit a smoke and was off.
And I am totally quoting her.
I dunno if that's a joke or not - but it sure made me smile.
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Then she lit a smoke and was off.
And I am totally quoting her.
I dunno if that's a joke or not - but it sure made me smile.
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it took so long to hear something kinda evil from you!
next you'll be eating cow.
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"Excuse me," he says, trying carefully to enunciate his words through the large number of drinks he has consumed.
"Yes, sir," the bartender replies.
"Do lemons whistle?" the man asks.
"No, I believe they do not," the bartender replies, curiously.
"Then I believe I just squeezed your canary into my gin and tonic."
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thank you!
that was cute and evil all at the same time.
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