eighteenth path

[mist_illusions]

Show of hands, everyone who didn't 'wake up in the wrong bed'?

By the way, you all look so lovely today, I was thinking we ought to take some photos for posterity's sake. You know, for the yearbook.

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[pretty_darn_gay]

Still in possession of my glorious cock, thank my wizard god.

[mist_illusions]

Is that the sound of the gay population of Hogwarts sighing in relief? I think it is.

[pretty_darn_gay]

Though it begs the question of whether I'd be the biggest dyke on the planet or just, like, pregnant by now if I was a girl.

[mist_illusions]

That is an interesting question. I suppose it's too bad you didn't change so we could find out.

[bitterpresent]

I'm still a guy.

And that is so nice. I might take pictures as well.

[mist_illusions]

That's good - though I'm sure you'd have made a very pretty girl.

And yes, I'm sure everyone will want to remember this.

[bitterpresent]

Thanks! I'm... girly-looking enough as it is.

Probably, but not after the event. It might make a good topic to laugh about ten years later.

[mist_illusions]

There's nothing wrong with the way you look.

Well, it might be - but it'll be much more fun to laugh about it sooner. They don't have to laugh with me.

[memoryweaver]

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one. It's... really strange, what's happened.

[mist_illusions]

It seems like the majority of the students have changed. The oddest part is how they think they've been that way all along.

[memoryweaver]

It is very odd. Do you... happen to know why this is happening?

[mist_illusions]

I have no idea. More foolishness, I assume.

[lovelycassie]

Oh, I just woke up on the floor.

[mist_illusions]

In the boy's dorm or the girl's?

[spacey_oddity]

Oh... I guess the girls. But I don't even remember how I got there.

[mist_illusions]

Magic, I'm sure.

This can't be the first time that's happened to you.

[toothballs]

I'm okay! It's really weird, right?

[mist_illusions]

No little boy Sanas? That's probably a good thing.

It is strange.

[toothballs]

Hey, I'd make a cute boy! And my name would be Sam!

[mist_illusions]

You'd make an annoying boy. Your name probably would be Sam, though.