Curiouser and curiouser.....

[mista_tibbs]

Woke up today, flipped over to CNN and immediately saw Kerry's concession speech. Then I looked down and saw that my skin had turned a kind of sea green, and it seemed that I had fallen asleep wearing purple capri pants. However, the expected urge to rise and smash various breakable items did not occur. It was curious, but less surprising than

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[phantom_photon]

united we stand: Texas who Don't Support Stupid People Just Because they Drive Trucks

(or TDSSPJBDT for short, pronounced "thbbbt.")

[mista_tibbs]

Hope to fit that on a bumper sticker, move back to Austin, and park my ride in front of the capitol building every day.

[krateros]

Dude, you really should move to a better neighborhood. Or come to Ireland with the rest of us. Just leave the big, immensely strong fella at home.

[mista_tibbs]

Good idea. Heck, I'm part Irish, and I can bring Lay's potato chips by the cartload. It's as good as having cigarettes in prison!

[igorxa]

HAHAAH, fuck, that was awesome.

hey, we're in the same town. we should get together or something.

[mista_tibbs]

I'm off all day Monday thru Wednesday this week, drop me a line at 875-8375. I've been seriously jonesing for some thrift store action and some Team America: World Police.

[jizzmatic2000]

Seriously, Jason, this post ruled. ...you even made Rhino less of a bitch in this.

[mista_tibbs]

Thanks, Johnboy. This election had made my brain hemorrhage so hard, this shit probably went down in the next dimension, Dragonball-style.