Work is beginning to lose its glossy appeal. For one thing, my boss has begun to shoot down any paper aeroplanes to leave from my cubicle. This lead to my purchasing a book on origami and enchanting a small penguin to waddle its way to Tonks's office. Unfortunately, one of my co-workers thought it to be a cockroach and screamed and torched it ( Read more... )

Yesterday, my first day of work, like all the challenges in my life, was met head on, with no fear in my eyes, like a true Hufflepuff ( Read more... )

WEDDING TOMORROW!!!

FRANCE TONIGHT!!!!

My funny Angelica
Sweet comic Angelicaaaaa
You make me smile with my heaaaart!
Your looks are fit--totallyPhotographable ( Read more... )

I am a verry happy Hufflepuff today!

My baby sister is getting involved with the wedding! There is also a flower boy and a ring girl! And I also have a best man and hopefully groomsmen? Otto too except he doesn't have a journal ( Read more... )

On the second (2nd) of July, 1977, Angelica Forrester shall become... Angelica Forrester. She's keeping her last name. But in spirit and by the laws of our great kingdom (which is United apparently), we shall become united, as one. One spirit, one heh heh heh body, one everything. The Bones family shall have one more added to its great number, and ( Read more... )

N.E.W.Ts begin tomorrow. As one who has been through a great deal of standardized testing (the O.W.Ls, mainly), I think I know what is the best way to spend the day before a life changing exam.

CAPTURING AND ENSNARING
LUDOVIC BAGMAN.He is highly dangerous to all women and some effeminate men (you saw how he looked at you Caradoc!). PLEASE ( Read more... )

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Didn't I say walks were dangerous things to take? DIDN'T I? Now the school won't stop talking about my little sister in ways that I deem to be highly inappropriate.

HIGHLY. INAPPROPRIATE.

I still need to calm down. A great deal. I am going to go for a walk AND IT WILL NOT INVOLVE SHAGGING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.

Bagmans, beware.

I come to you today, fellow students of Hogwarts, to speak of hygiene. Hygiene is a very important thing dating back hundreds of decades. A century, even. It is a time honored practice, followed by our fathers, and forefathers, mothers, and... foremothers. To be clean is to be godly, to be one with Merlin himself. We must all aspire to be great ( Read more... )