Ten Facts about Brad

[mister_brad]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brad!

1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Brad!
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Brad.
3. Brad can not regurgitate!
4. Brad is worth his weight in gold - literally.
5. It took Brad 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.

Comments

[snackoos_ftw]

I doubt that you're worth your weight in anything.

[mister_brad]

My, someone is quite rude today.

[snackoos_ftw]

Someone is just stating a very obvious fact.

[mister_brad]

So, to what do I owe this rude comment?

[sparklycrayons]

9. But it might be. When's your birthday? :D

[mister_brad]

That really isn't any of your concern.

[sparklycrayons]

... you people must really hate birthdays.

[mister_brad]

No, I merely see no point in telling you.

[blame_the_devil]

1. I doubt they're alive if that's true. You'd be amazed about how many times I've thought something crawled up your ass and died, Oracle~
2. If you're in japan, they lack you.
3. Which one are we talking about? Throwing balls or throwing up? I've seen it.
4. Hardly. You're only special because you talk a lot of shit.
5. If that was true, you probably had slaves doing it for you.
6. No, it doesn't.
7. Because you're lazy.
8. I'm sure it has something to do with RosenKreuz.
9. I certainly could. It's not like I remember my own.
10. Now that's something I'd like to see~

[mister_brad]

1. Refrain from it.
2. ...I'm sure.
3. We are not talking about either.
4. Is that a compliment?
5. Oh, you know me too well.
6. ...
7. Me, lazy? I don't think so.
8. Let's not speak of such unpleasantries.
9. It's like killing two birds with one stone. I wouldn't mind.
10. Sorry to disappoint you.

[blame_the_devil]

1. Can't. It's already in my head. And it's not a pretty sight.
2. Of course you are, precog.
3. Then what?
4. Don't you know me enought to know the answer to that?
5. I know~
6. Aren't you happy now?
7. Then explain why you're never really moving much during an emergency, making us others do the work?
8. Righto, Leader~
9. Then lets settle a date~
10. Don't be sorry, do something about it then.

[mister_brad]

1. Well, that's your fault, then.
3. Nothing.
4. It was somewhat rhetorical, but yes, I do know the answer.
6. No.
7. I do my share, but sometimes, it's just best that way.
9. ...there is only one date to settle for, which just happens to be my birth date.
10. No.