Because My Dog's Ass Exploded
Quick Mountain Dew break.........brb. *takes a long sip of soda* Awright where was I....dudes, my cable was supposed to be back on today. Mother fuckers at cox cable. Tech's were supposed to be out here this morning but because of a reported outage they cancelled my service order. Gah. Do not fuck with a lesbian and their soap opera's, people! Its
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as per Mongolian BBQ...that's up to Edith...she's almost always either at work or lessons and things...so get with her on that one. I'm sure she'll want to go, she's been wanting Mongo for a while now and I don't eat anything there, so I suck...but I can go with ya'll anyway.
Also? You need to use those fancy schmancy connections you've got through your daddy and find out exactly where Eminem lives. and then take me there and let me walk nonchalantly down the street over and over until he comes out.
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If I have to kidnap Edith's 100 pound ass I will. I've got skillz like that. Jess doesn't like Mongo that much either...what is wrong with you people?! Its the bomb!!
I'll find out where Marshall lives. I'll totally go with you to stalk him. We can be like "its okay, we're lesbians" if we get caught or something.
P.S. Somehow I doubt either of our girlfriends will bail us out of jail if we get thrown in for something like that.
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she spoils me rotten. she'd never leave me in jail! now if I got arrested for stalking Ferrick? she'd probably leave me there.
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jess would leave my ass there, i think. actually maybe not...she'd miss me. *thinks* i grew up on 8 mile and southfield road. fun. it got waaaaaaaaaay ghetto when i left. as far as ferrick goes....yeah i wouldn't stalk her. she's cool as shit but i don't want to see her nekkid
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