A Wide Stance?

[mister_happy]

After hearing about Larry Craig's incidents in the Men's restroom, I started to wonder if 'having a wide stance' was a bit like saddling up next to a guy in a perfectly empty restroom. All guys know the guidelines, but is this a new one that no one told me about

Comments

[christophedumas]

Speaking of urinals, have you taken the urinal quiz?

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

[medtecher]

Actually, I thought the "wide stance" thing applied to toilets, not urinals. After all, isn't the problem (or correct message) when you introduce your foot into another man's stall?

[mister_happy]

Yes, its a referene to toilets, hence my use of 'stall'.

[mateorabi]

Yeah, urinals use the "stare intently at the wall as if the cure for cancer were printed there" rule. As well as the buffer urnial rule. It's true, read Dave Barry. :-)

[quale]

But as Dave Barry points out there is no clear rule in the case where your options are to stand next to them or use the baby urinal.

[quale]

You do realize his "wide stance" meant slipping his foot under the barrier into the other stall and tapping it expectantly.

C'mon gay guys who fuck strangers in public restrooms aren't that dumb. They aren't going to pick a signal for anonymous restroom screwing that is often given off unintentionally by straight guys.