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mister_hatter

[video] punch and judy

Apr 11, 2011 19:52

[Xerxes Break is combing tangles out of his little doll's hair when the whirr of the PCD alerts him to the fact that it's been turned on. The doll pipes up right away, in her irritating falsetto;]

Ow ow owowowow stop pulling!

I wouldn't have to pull if you hadn't let yourself get this tangled, Miss Emily.

[The ventriloquism is perfect. She ( Read more... )

raven, lucifer, aang, hanna cross, cameron phillips, unohana retsu, katara, mayuri, alphonse elric

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[Video] kyasdaughter April 12 2011, 03:34:12 UTC

[lkajsf she is dying.]

Break, what are you doing?

[Video] mister_hatter April 12 2011, 03:36:07 UTC

I'm combing Miss Emily's hair.

SAVE ME KATARA SAVE MEEEEE-

[Video] OH MY GOD LMAO kyasdaughter April 12 2011, 03:37:36 UTC

I'm not sure she likes it! Try being a little gentler.

[alkjdfas ahahahahah.]

[Video] mister_hatter April 12 2011, 03:39:01 UTC

[Emily continues to scream like she's dying. Break speaks between her most vociferous wails-]

Nonsense. It's good for her.

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le_pas_de_chat April 12 2011, 03:43:43 UTC

[Head tilt.]

You should tape its mouth shut, if it's being rude.

mister_hatter April 12 2011, 03:48:31 UTC

That's no way to treat a friend.

HEY LJ I WASN'T DONE le_pas_de_chat April 12 2011, 03:56:45 UTC

Friends don't insult each other.

Unless you're a bitch-whore. Are you a bitch-whore?

mister_hatter April 12 2011, 03:58:56 UTC

Excuse me?

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[Video] outsidewindows April 12 2011, 04:12:50 UTC

[Lucifer doesn't usually contact people on the network.

But what the fuck, Break. What. The fuck.

He's just gonna sit here and smiiiiile for a while.]

[Video] mister_hatter April 12 2011, 04:13:40 UTC

Young lady, must you really carry on so?

[Video] outsidewindows April 12 2011, 04:16:04 UTC

I think you're hurting her, Xerxes.

[Video] mister_hatter April 12 2011, 04:17:21 UTC

EEEK!

[Emily shrills, hiding herself in Break's shirt. He arches his eyebrows.]

That got her to behave.

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[Video] bloodseal_soul April 12 2011, 04:54:32 UTC

It's good to see you looking energetic.

[Video] mister_hatter April 12 2011, 05:31:50 UTC

I've been feeling better. New trouble to get into.

[Video] bloodseal_soul April 12 2011, 05:33:28 UTC

Ah? Like what?

[video][private: unhackable] mister_hatter April 12 2011, 05:35:30 UTC

Satan.

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magicxmarker April 12 2011, 06:33:38 UTC

Dude...is your doll possessed?

[Because Hanna hasn't picked up on the fact that the thing isn't really talking.]

mister_hatter April 12 2011, 06:41:32 UTC

Possessed?

What is he talking about?

magicxmarker April 12 2011, 06:43:52 UTC

Yeah. Its like, talking.

Dolls aren't supposed to do that.

[Hanna might offer to take care of it for you. He doesn't want a possessed doll to strangle you in your sleep!]

mister_hatter April 12 2011, 06:45:44 UTC

Emily has always done this.

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