Jul 03, 2003 01:44
I am so fucking pissed off.
Who the Hell decided I needed to be put on DIET cat food? This shit is revolting. I am so mad that I am gonna sit here and cry and yell and bitch like my dish is empty even when it isn't. Oh sure, I'll eat it when they're not home so I don't starve, but I am gonna RAISE HELL about it. FOREVER.
I'm not fat! I'm big
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As long as I run out of the kitchen before the female one gets annoyed and grabs the squirt gun, I'm fine.
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But see, now I have the perfect shape *yup yup*, I feel so much more comfy in my skin now *yup yup*... a lot of humans underlined my maman how good looking I am *yup yup* and again, with a big 1 pound less (I know, I losted a lot) I look younger and pass for a puppy all the time regardless my 1 1/2 years old age *yup yup*.
*lick* ~<"U_____)
Me---> want to be a model just like you maman *yup yup*!
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At least... the thing she doesn't know is that I eat Banshee's left over (he love to keep some food for late snack) and hey, it help me to keep my wonderful little fuzzy tummy yeah... I'm cute this way *prrrr*.
~Augustin
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Hey Jasper: Don't takes it too bad... you will see it's for your best. My advice to you is when you will feel too hungry, destroy something for after picking a nap, that will makes the feeling go away.
~Banshee
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