BEEFCAKE

Jul 03, 2003 01:44

I am so fucking pissed off.

Who the Hell decided I needed to be put on DIET cat food? This shit is revolting. I am so mad that I am gonna sit here and cry and yell and bitch like my dish is empty even when it isn't. Oh sure, I'll eat it when they're not home so I don't starve, but I am gonna RAISE HELL about it. FOREVER.

I'm not fat! I'm big

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ex_fenn717 July 3 2003, 00:19:51 UTC
I've perfected a Siamese-like yowl for "I hate this slop you just dumped in my bowl. Dump it out, clean the bowl, give me what you're eating".

As long as I run out of the kitchen before the female one gets annoyed and grabs the squirt gun, I'm fine.

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lucie_denicolet July 3 2003, 06:16:56 UTC
Oh *cry cry*!!! I feel your pain as I was on diet too, not too long ago *cry cry*...

But see, now I have the perfect shape *yup yup*, I feel so much more comfy in my skin now *yup yup*... a lot of humans underlined my maman how good looking I am *yup yup* and again, with a big 1 pound less (I know, I losted a lot) I look younger and pass for a puppy all the time regardless my 1 1/2 years old age *yup yup*.

*lick* ~<"U_____)

Me---> want to be a model just like you maman *yup yup*!

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ban_gus July 3 2003, 06:23:56 UTC
I'm sorry to hear that man.... I'm on diet too as mama think that my fuzzy doughnut tummy should go away... she's wrong as it is part of why I'm so charming.

At least... the thing she doesn't know is that I eat Banshee's left over (he love to keep some food for late snack) and hey, it help me to keep my wonderful little fuzzy tummy yeah... I'm cute this way *prrrr*.

~Augustin

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ban_gus July 3 2003, 06:32:56 UTC
Hey Augustin: Pffft! That makes me the one loosing weight... at least, _I_ am the one who's becoming the most graceful and hey... it makes me look younger than you now so pfft pfft to you.

Hey Jasper: Don't takes it too bad... you will see it's for your best. My advice to you is when you will feel too hungry, destroy something for after picking a nap, that will makes the feeling go away.

~Banshee

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noahspride July 3 2003, 11:09:31 UTC
Humans just don't understand us. Put a mouse on their pillow.

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