fo shizzle!

[mister_jasper]

Today at Hush Studios, my mama, a musician, saw a flyer for a band called JASPER THE CAT. It had a cartoon picture of a three piece band that were cats...DUDE I am famous! Jasper Coast to Coast!

Comments

[polycat]

yo, you gotta make sure they take you on tour, and get you the bling and the cristal and the sexxay ladies.

[mister_jasper]

I haven't been interested in the sexxxay ladies since they took my testicles away... *sniffle* Anyway, I sure could go for some bling and an all you can eat BUFFET