ALBUM COVER NIPPLE-PENETRATION POLL (1970 - 1976 edition)

[mister_punchy]

Poll ALBUM COVER NIPPLE-PENETRATION POLL (1970 - 1976 edition)

My Friday nights sure are unstoppable, you guys.

Comments

[libertina]

I like the sly double entendre of the title "No Secrets" with Carly's (presumably braless) headlights-sportage, but since Country Life (that's the name of the record, right?) also shows a tantalizing glimpse of ungroomed '70s bush, it's the clear winner for me.

[mister_punchy]

yeah Roxy Music was clearly gonna be the front-runner.

[eight_bits]

Vote goes to Country Life, not so much for the full-on bush (though that is a nice touch) but for the shiny alien vacant-ness of the models, who are basically the embodiment of every erotic nightmare for the Anthony Michael Hall-ish eighties nerds of the world. Like, the nipples might turn into knives or something.

[mister_punchy]

If any of these women are vicious shapeshifters, it's them.

[libertina]

Also, the one on the right has always struck me as quite trannie-esque.

[perfectlylegal]

You may be surprised that I didn't go with the album cover that shows bush, but my love for Linda Ronstadt almost always wins over anything else.

[mister_punchy]

Yeah she was pretty sexy in her day. That was my vote too.

[libertina]

I'm also impressed at Ronstadt's boldness, because she shares the same asymmetrical/lazy-eyed effect as so many of our mere mortal nips.