"i used to have a medical skeleton - but it started to smell"
Lee:
i used to have a medical skeleton - but it started to smell
so i wrapped it up and threw it in the dumpster behind the apt.
the next day - going to work - i drove by - and a rummy had ripped the bag open and spread the bones all over hell
so in a panic i gathered them all up
haha
8:29pm Warren:
it started to smell?
8:29pm Lee:
ya - something in that box got funky
some moisture in it or something
8:29pm Warren:
I thought it creeped you out
8:29pm Lee:
made me gag
8:29pm Warren:
oh!
bake it in the oven.
8:30pm Lee:
there ya go
haha
8:30pm Warren:
we did that with bones for "Secret Life of Algernon" so they wouldn't smell.
8:30pm Lee:
it seemed disrespectful to have them around - so i bagged them up and threw them down the garbage shute
haha
8:31pm Warren:
So now you have those old bones and those of the old rummy.
8:31pm Lee:
haha
8:31pm Warren:
really?! they're gone now?
8:31pm Lee:
2 problems!
ya
the skull was a mess
8:31pm Warren:
only with you would anyone have this conversation.
8:31pm Lee:
haha
it was funny when i had them in my trunk for a year
i'd call people over to see
(when i was loaded)
8:32pm Warren:
I remember that. and you made a heavy metal drummer cry with them.
8:32pm Lee:
oh ya
haha
poor guy
"DRUM WITH BONES!!"
"NOW!"
8:33pm Warren:
he probably figured someone would be drumming with his bones later.
I'm sure of it.
8:33pm Lee:
haha
8:38pm Lee:
there he is!
the closest guy
drummed with bones
haha
8:39pm Warren:
who's that?
8:39pm Lee:
drummer for ian blurton's band 'c'mon'
8:40pm Warren:
who will never play Regina again.
8:40pm Lee:
i think the drummer quit
8:40pm Warren:
for fear of gettin' moida'd!
8:40pm Lee:
it was hard to find a pic with him in it
8:40pm Warren:
well, he went insane with fear.
he probably occasionally loses colon control at bank machines
8:41pm Lee:
faced with a crazy drunken redneck programmer
8:42pm Warren:
you're as redneck as Jon Stewart
8:42pm Lee:
ya
haha
they dont know that
8:43pm Warren:
it's not like you made him play banjo on bones.
8:43pm Lee:
that'd be weird
hard to tune
8:43pm Warren:
twist the teeth til it sounds right
8:43pm Lee:
haha
i love remembering stuff i forget
im waiting to remember the xmas party at my bosses house
i accidentally drank a 26 of makers mark
most of it anyway
8:45pm Warren:
accidentally because you thought it was photocopy toner?
8:45pm Lee:
haha
8:45pm Warren:
ROTFLMAO!
accidentally drank a 26!!
8:45pm Lee:
i didnt wanna go in the first place - so i made it acceptable
"you want some mix with that?" - as he hands me one of those big red beer cups with my name written on it because he doesnt want germs trasferred
i filled it to the top
(with ice)
8:47pm Warren:
you remember this much.
8:47pm Lee:
i always remember just before it went south
i used to have a medical skeleton - but it started to smell
so i wrapped it up and threw it in the dumpster behind the apt.
the next day - going to work - i drove by - and a rummy had ripped the bag open and spread the bones all over hell
so in a panic i gathered them all up
haha
8:29pm Warren:
it started to smell?
8:29pm Lee:
ya - something in that box got funky
some moisture in it or something
8:29pm Warren:
I thought it creeped you out
8:29pm Lee:
made me gag
8:29pm Warren:
oh!
bake it in the oven.
8:30pm Lee:
there ya go
haha
8:30pm Warren:
we did that with bones for "Secret Life of Algernon" so they wouldn't smell.
8:30pm Lee:
it seemed disrespectful to have them around - so i bagged them up and threw them down the garbage shute
haha
8:31pm Warren:
So now you have those old bones and those of the old rummy.
8:31pm Lee:
haha
8:31pm Warren:
really?! they're gone now?
8:31pm Lee:
2 problems!
ya
the skull was a mess
8:31pm Warren:
only with you would anyone have this conversation.
8:31pm Lee:
haha
it was funny when i had them in my trunk for a year
i'd call people over to see
(when i was loaded)
8:32pm Warren:
I remember that. and you made a heavy metal drummer cry with them.
8:32pm Lee:
oh ya
haha
poor guy
"DRUM WITH BONES!!"
"NOW!"
8:33pm Warren:
he probably figured someone would be drumming with his bones later.
I'm sure of it.
8:33pm Lee:
haha
8:38pm Lee:
there he is!
the closest guy
drummed with bones
haha
8:39pm Warren:
who's that?
8:39pm Lee:
drummer for ian blurton's band 'c'mon'
8:40pm Warren:
who will never play Regina again.
8:40pm Lee:
i think the drummer quit
8:40pm Warren:
for fear of gettin' moida'd!
8:40pm Lee:
it was hard to find a pic with him in it
8:40pm Warren:
well, he went insane with fear.
he probably occasionally loses colon control at bank machines
8:41pm Lee:
faced with a crazy drunken redneck programmer
8:42pm Warren:
you're as redneck as Jon Stewart
8:42pm Lee:
ya
haha
they dont know that
8:43pm Warren:
it's not like you made him play banjo on bones.
8:43pm Lee:
that'd be weird
hard to tune
8:43pm Warren:
twist the teeth til it sounds right
8:43pm Lee:
haha
i love remembering stuff i forget
im waiting to remember the xmas party at my bosses house
i accidentally drank a 26 of makers mark
most of it anyway
8:45pm Warren:
accidentally because you thought it was photocopy toner?
8:45pm Lee:
haha
8:45pm Warren:
ROTFLMAO!
accidentally drank a 26!!
8:45pm Lee:
i didnt wanna go in the first place - so i made it acceptable
"you want some mix with that?" - as he hands me one of those big red beer cups with my name written on it because he doesnt want germs trasferred
i filled it to the top
(with ice)
8:47pm Warren:
you remember this much.
8:47pm Lee:
i always remember just before it went south