008 // HEY LADIES~

[misterbluesky]

So I guess I'm not the only one with an animal following me around. I thought he was just a stray puppy at first...but then he started talking. That's not normal for around here. At least, Diego's never catcalled any of the women in the marketplace and tried sticking his nose up her skirt

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[blindedmewith]

You got a PUPPY?

I lolled.

[misterbluesky]

[Writing is messy and written haltingly. Someone wants to check out the journal.]

Yeah umm kind of.

Puppies are the cutest, IT IS SCIENTIFIC FACT

[blindedmewith]

You're so lucky! I wish I had a puppy. Can I come over and pet it?

Not THIS puppy.

[misterbluesky]

He's not

[And there's a long line here running across the comments because dog!Larry nudged his writing hand.]

I don't know if it would be safe.

[snowburned]

You too? What kind of puppy?

[misterbluesky]

He's just kind of...orange-brown, with a big head.

[snowburned]

Probably not from the same litter, then. Mine's darker and scruffier. Also he hasn't sexually harassed anyone yet, he's just...enthusiastic.

[misterbluesky]

No, this one...

...he likes women. A lot.

[misterbluesky]

Pretty much.

How's that rabbit doing?

[misterbluesky]

That bad, huh?

Is it talking to you?

*Mild Ping*

[beenwaitinglong]

Diego?

[misterbluesky]

Yeah, he's my cat.

[floating_bamboo]

...we have the same problem. Mine acts like he's drunk, too.

[misterbluesky]

Mine don't act like he's drunk, per se, but he does act like...yeah, something.

I got some rope, if you need some.

[floating_bamboo]

Thank you, but I don't think a rope will help. It's a rather large dog.