It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.

[misterbungle]

Sam's mum got me two front-rowish tickets to the ballet for my coming 21st birthday. I was thinking of asking that madam Alison to come with me, but I think I've left it too late; my rival may have wooed her first. Perhaps I should break his jaw. Despite this, I have set myself a goal: to find a mate by summer. (Usually by summer my antlers have

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i dunno bout you, but i lift my leg when i pee

[sleddawg]

what a marvelous neck-sack you have there.
very handsome.

Re: i dunno bout you, but i lift my leg when i pee

[sleddawg]

oh shit! i see that you listen to abba.
that deserves it's own comment.

Re: i dunno bout you, but i lift my leg when i pee

[misterbungle]

Isn't it grand, old sport?

*walks about pouting and hitting hooves off ground*