001 ☞ accidental video

[misterfine]

[The feed opens on a young man with inordinately spikey hair who appears terrified, sweaty, and quite unaware of the fact that he's being recorded. For a moment, he just stands there, drinking in his surroundings.]

H-Haha, this isn't a very funny joke, Mr. Wright...Does playing poker even pay enough to pull off something elaborate as this?

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[witchoftheweek]

Read this, please.

[misterfine]

Oh, uh...thank you, miss.

[witchoftheweek]

You're welcome.

[1/3]

[dividend]

... why does everyone blame me?

[2/3]

[dividend]

Hold on a second--

[3/3]

[dividend]

Apollo...?

1/3 perhaps

[misterfine]

[Doesn't really recognise you at first, though I'm sure you can't blame him. He's only fapped to seen lawyer Phoenix in court tapes.]

Huh? How do you know my--

[voice]

[pagesniffer]

[... for a minute he only registers the hair, so have a very long silence]

--Ah. [not Larxene]

[sigh]

I suppose you know by now that this is no joke.

[video] ldhgfdl bahaha

[misterfine]

Yeah, I think I gathered that much...but, if you don't mind my asking, who are you?

[voice] couldn't resist ;)

[pagesniffer]

My name is Zexion, though I don't suppose the knowledge will be of much import at the moment. It seems you have acquaintances within the city, after all.

[video] |D

[misterfine]

Surprisingly, yeah. Though I didn't really expect to find Mr. Wright or Trucy here...