I just cleaned the carpet and there are STAINS where he spilled.

[misterfineass]

Well, I woke up last night and almost stepped on a dead asian male. I believe he worked at that little chinese restaurant on 4th street. Casimiro knows that bringing food home is a big no-no.

This isn't what they mean by Chinese Take Out... Sigh.

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[necro_romancer]

Wait, that's our favourite food place on 4th street.

[misterfineass]

I'm afraid that will make Casimiro want to eat there more...

[necro_romancer]

Better not. I like my restaurant with cooks in.

[bootybuccaneer]

IT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN THE SUSHI GUY.

[misterfineass]

I have no idea who it was. I don't eat there... nor do I eat the employees there.

[bootybuccaneer]

I'm gonna kick his ass if it was the sushi guy. FUCK HE MAKES AN AWESOME DRAGON ROLL.

[misterfineass]

You can try, I suppose.

But he doesn't play nice. Just a friendly warning.

[metrovampyre]

Oh god, does that happen often? That's... a little horrifying.

[misterfineass]

Last time it was an italian pizza boy, before that, a mexican take out delivery boy.

He says it is because he's 'cultured'.

[metrovampyre]

Urg...

I don't understand how you guys do it. I couldn't bring myself to... bite some randomer, ugh.

[misterfineass]

It's easier to kill a stranger.

[sentient_corpse]

Oh, how frustrating ):

[misterfineass]

All I ask is to not take them home. That's it. Why is that such a hard rule to follow?

Sigh. This is why we can't have nice things.

[scalpelcuts]

Beat 'im into submission with his own arm.

[misterfineass]

He likes it too much when I beat him. It's a reward.

[scalpelcuts]

Hold off th' sexing then.

[misterfineass]

It's hard to say no to him.