Forced off the grid

[misterjimmy]

Last night my TeeVee started making odd, racous sounds as the screen went kookoo krazee and then dark. I unplugged it overnight in hopes that maybe a circuit would self-reset, as they sometimes do, but to no avail. It makes the dangdest snap-crackle-pop sounds and I can see strange little glowing things back in there somewhere. So I've got no

Comments

TeeVee

[ext_99452]

If you've no TeeVee, Mr. Jimmy, how are we gonna engage in "Andy Griffith"/"Seinfeld" day-after debate and/or commentary?

And ... what's this football stuff? Son, don't you realize baseball season begins in about a fortnight (plus a few days)?!

[chrismartin37]

No, you need to get that thing fixed. You are missing wacky Mexican sitcoms on Telemundo. We can't have that....

football, bah!

[ext_185394]

Seconding the sentiment: they're stretching in the Flordia & Arizona sun right now. Forget the Colts, forget the grid, get yer Sounds tickets. I'll go with you.

teevee

[ext_121179]

I got an extry 13'' down in the basement that's only there for the rare glitch in the natural order of things when tornadees come after me instead of goin' after trailer parks like they oughta. Ye kin have it fer free. See, there, Miley Cyrus got ya somethin' after all.