There's a fungus among us.handleschmandleMay 17 2006, 23:15:51 UTC
Regarding number two, we have this in common (although I'd eat one before I sky dived - a mushroom that is, not a number two - har har!). I'm not a fan of mushrooms either, but I can sometimes - SOMETIMES - tolerate a small amount if they're soaked in heavy gravy or something. The texture is all weird, too. And why do people get so excited about them anyway? "Mmm, shiitake mushrooms! You didn't say that we were having shiitake mushrooms! Oh my god, I'm delirious with joy!" Who gives a shit? It's fungus!
And notice how it says "SHIIT" in the name of the mushroom, by the way? Because that's what you say as you're gagging on a piece of mushroom that you accidentally ate....
Re: There's a fungus among us.misterjohnMay 18 2006, 07:40:26 UTC
I never did understand the fungus munching thing. I mean, let's be honest here, these are the nasty, grey things that grow *under* cow shit? Who was the first idiot wandering in a cow pasture to trip over a turd and decide to eat what was under it? Is it the same person who then decided to drink whatever was squirted out of the cow udders? Did this person procreate? Am I surrounded by the progeny of this under-turd-munching, cow-squirt-slurping freak? And let's not even start on what sort of person would sleep with the above described nutbag. Ok, I'm starting to spray saliva as I scream. Time for a little Enya or something.
Sing it, sister! Er, brother.handleschmandleMay 18 2006, 08:01:21 UTC
Yes, it was that idiot's offspring that are eating that crap. Original Idiot tripped over a turd, his "Village Idiot" sandwich board went flying, and saw the fungus and then decided to have a snack. A cow was nearby and he wanted something to wash the fungus down. He thought, "why not?", shoved the calf aside, and latched onto a nipple while the calf thought, "What the fuck, dude?!"
And I don't think I have ever drank a glass of straight milk. Gross. Now, chocolate milk, milkshakes, etc....all just fine with me. Even Milk Soap. But, straight cow juice? What am I, an animal? Like, say, a baby calf?!
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And notice how it says "SHIIT" in the name of the mushroom, by the way? Because that's what you say as you're gagging on a piece of mushroom that you accidentally ate....
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Ok, I'm starting to spray saliva as I scream. Time for a little Enya or something.
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And I don't think I have ever drank a glass of straight milk. Gross. Now, chocolate milk, milkshakes, etc....all just fine with me. Even Milk Soap. But, straight cow juice? What am I, an animal? Like, say, a baby calf?!
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